Final 'Star Wars' not for squeamish

[NightCrawler]

http://www.cnn.com/2005/SHOWBIZ/Movies/05/04/film.starwars.rating.ap/index.html

Thank god it won't be a puppet show like return of the jedi.

Young Jedi knight Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) completes his transformation into blackhearted villain Darth Vader with a bloodbath against old allies, the body count including a corridor of "youngling" corpses -- Jedi children cut down by his light saber.

Anakin is left gruesomely mutilated in a death duel with former mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor). His surgical reclamation as the part-flesh, part-machine Vader

 

[waggy]

WOOT!

oh yeah. i want to see this. The Darth Vader we all know and love!

 

[scorpmatt]

wow, a star wars blood bath. my question, can I see jar jar get diced as well?

 

[SSP]

How is that PG13 then?

 

[ChooChooChooseMe]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
wow, a star wars blood bath. my question, can I see jar jar get diced as well?

we can only hope.

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
wow, a star wars blood bath. my question, can I see jar jar get diced as well?

Part of the suprise ending is that Jar Jar is really Luke's father.

 

[mzkhadir]

repost

 

[jagec]

Awesome. Sounds like KOTOR, where you're just going through the halls mowing down innocents in an orgy of chaos and violence, the blood gushing down your arms as you swing your lightsaber over and over and over and...


brb, mom says it's time for my pill.

 

[Toastedlightly]

I <3 kotor.

 

[jalaram]

Yet, it's still a PG-13. For some reason, when I think bloodbath, I think Quentin T or Sin City or some horror movie.

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[Kadarin]

Originally posted by: SSP
How is that PG13 then?

PG-13 != "not for the squeamish!"

 

[cerebusPu]

okay..the first post was a spoiler...urgh.

 

[PingSpike]

PG-13: Implied Violence, Droid Nudity and Excessive Jedi Whining

 

[JustAnAverageGuy]

Bah!

I'd rather have it be rated R and have all the gore on the screen!

 

[waggy]

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Bah!

I'd rather have it be rated R and have all the gore on the screen!

And a great sex scene with Padme..hmm yeah!

 

[Bootprint]

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Bah!

I'd rather have it be rated R and have all the gore on the screen!

And a great sex scene with Padme..hmm yeah!

Maybe they should've used her scenes from Closer and CGIed over Jude Law with Jar Jar's brother.

"Mesaa wanta see more, mesaa wanta see boobies."

 

[nageov3t]

Topic Title: Final 'Star Wars' not for those with movie standards

fixed for truth

 

[DainBramaged]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
wow, a star wars blood bath. my question, can I see jar jar get diced as well?

Part of the suprise ending is that Jar Jar is really Luke's father.

Damn you! WTF happened to *SPOILER ALERT*????

 

[UNCjigga]

Originally posted by: ChooChooChooseMe

Originally posted by: scorpmatt
wow, a star wars blood bath. my question, can I see jar jar get diced as well?

we can only hope.

Since we never saw another one of his kind in ep 4-6, one can only hope his whole planet gets the Death Star treatment.

 

[cliftonite]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Bah!

I'd rather have it be rated R and have all the gore on the screen!

And a great sex scene with Padme..hmm yeah!

Maybe they should've used her scenes from Closer and CGIed over Jude Law with Jar Jar's brother.

"Mesaa wanta see more, mesaa wanta see boobies."

haha

 

[Anonemous]

Originally posted by: Bootprint

Originally posted by: waggy

Originally posted by: JustAnAverageGuy
Bah!

I'd rather have it be rated R and have all the gore on the screen!

And a great sex scene with Padme..hmm yeah!

Maybe they should've used her scenes from Closer and CGIed over Jude Law with Jar Jar's brother.

"Mesaa wanta see more, mesaa wanta see boobies."

Still crack up on that SW ep3 parody trailer...

 

[SSP]

Originally posted by: Astaroth33

Originally posted by: SSP
How is that PG13 then?

PG-13 != "not for the squeamish!"

Awesome. I guess they will show him throwing jedi babies up in the air and slice them like pepperoni.