filthy IT nerd talk

[gigapet]

here is one i jsut heard:

"Can you give me a fresh dump of all the agent hosts"

jeeez when i heard that I was thinking that this was supposed to be pc inspection not feces inspection.....


what are some that you can recall?

 

[hevnsnt]

I have been fsking all day.

 

[akubi]

stick it in the slot and give a firm push

 

[Queasy]

back it up

 

[Nitemare]

"I'm running out of space, can you mount me some more?"

 

[Neurorelay]

Originally posted by: Nitemare
"I'm running out of space, can you mount me some more?"

LMAO!

 

[spanky]

i have a really big hard drive.

 

[MisterJackson]

Is your floppy 3.5" or 5.25"?

 

[JoPh]

excuse me? can i try out your hard disc in my floppy drive

can you defrag me?

 

[Nitemare]

Originally posted by: Neurorelay

Originally posted by: Nitemare
"I'm running out of space, can you mount me some more?"

LMAO!

my officemate nearly died laughing

 

[bleeb]

PWNED!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Is your floppy 3.5" or 5.25"?

LOFL

 

[bmacd]

Originally posted by: MisterJackson
Is your floppy 3.5" or 5.25"?

8" 😉

-=bmacd=-

 

[xSkyDrAx]

"Your usb cable is in my ethernet port!"

 

[JoPh]

i think my hard drive has a virus. can you clean it? i dont want to infect my friends hard drive

 

[JoPh]

that last time i defragged my hard drive i had to clean up alot of kilobytes.

 

[MaxDSP]

"Finger"

 

[JoPh]

i like to sniff ips

 

[Tommouse]

I need to upgrade. I need it faster and with more RAM

 

[IamElectro]

port sniffer

 

[LeiZaK]

She smiled when she saw the stick. When I told her she could use the RAM, she told me to put it in there along with a Thoroughbred.
:shocked:

 

[Steve]

"Can I sniff your box?"

 

[Leper Messiah]

I want to stick my expansion card in your motherboard!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: IamElectro
port sniffer

LOFL

 

[Cooler]

"I need to back up my Tape Drive can you help me?"