FFM's Jokes De Jour

[NikPreviousAcct]

why do witches wear panties
better grip on the broom

what do you call a blonde standing on her head?
a brunette with bad breath

what did the thirsty whale do?
bit the tail of a submarine and sucked all the seamen out

what do Spears and pepsi have in common
they both have plastic jugs

what does jLo and doorknobs have in common
everyone gets a turn

One day a little boy wrote to santa claus "please send me a sister"
Santa claus wrote him back "okay send me your mother"

 

why do witches not wear panties
better grip on the broom

fixed.

*edit*
ohh ya, :thumbsup:😀

 

[Klixxer]

LMAO at the blond standing on her head!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[GeekDrew]

boooo

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: Phocas

why do witches not wear panties
better grip on the broom

fixed.

*edit*
ohh ya, :thumbsup:😀

That would be incorrect, you have never been there, have you?

 

[Klixxer]

Originally posted by: GeekDrew
boooo

WHOAAA!! STOP DOING THAT!

 

Originally posted by: Klixxer

Originally posted by: Phocas

why do witches not wear panties
better grip on the broom

fixed.

*edit*
ohh ya, :thumbsup:😀

That would be incorrect, you have never been there, have you?

good one

*edit*
nm, your talking about hairy German chicks. 😉