FFFFFFGGGGAAAAAHHHHH!!!! I just got stung by a wasp! What do I put on the sting?

[MangoTBG]

In all 18 years of my life, I've had the pleasure of knowing that I've never been stung by a wasp. Until today. I lost my virginity and got 2nds all within a few moments!


Doing a little cleaning, I decided to take my rug out onto my balcony where I have a sheet covering so I have some privacy (also to hide my small grill and kitten which both aren't allowed) the railing. Well, apparently there's a nice happy wasp nest under the sheet as I slapped the rug on the side of the railing all of the sudden I feel what feels like a tasergun to my left forearm. Screamed from the shock (no pun) of instant pain, I dashed inside closed the sliding glass door and beat the daylights out of the wasp that fell to the ground! REVENGE!


Now my arm is killing me, and apparently I got stung twice. What do I apply to the stings to insure that it heals over or relieves pain?

I was thinking along the lines of rubbing alcohol or a cold Corona

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

I don't know, but the ATOT doctors should be here soon...

 

[Orsorum]

Baking soda paste to the sting, six shots of vodka to yourself.

 

[her209]

Go to the fvcking doctor!!!

Wasp stings are a helluva a lot worse than bee stings.

 

[richardycc]

urine?

 

[Gyrene]

Um...it's a wasp sting, it doesn't hurt that bad. Just leave it alone, and suck it up.

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Owned.

Pics?

A thick paste of baking soda and water will do ... make sure it's a paste, not a liquid.
Pain relief, pop either an aspirin or a beer, but not both.

Wasps leave no stinger, so you don't need to worry about scraping it out. BTW, never pull a stinger out if it's a bee. That just injects more venom. Scrape with the dull edge of a knife.

Welcome to the club. Now you get to find out if you're allergic.

- M4H

 

[pyonir]

LMAO

 

[BatmanNate]

Meat tenderizer usually helps on bee stings and wasp stings. (I have been told it draws out the poison but I don't know) Toothpaste for mosquito bites.

 

[MangoTBG]

Lol The allergic part is what I was worried about.

And no it doesn't hurt incredibly bad, to the person that said suck it up. I just don't want any kind of infection. Plus I'm a n00b to wasp stings.

 

[pulse8]

If he dies, I got dibs on his computer.

 

[MangoTBG]

Lol. You heard it folks. Haha

 

[richardycc]

if you can still breath then you are OK, if your neck start to swell or having difficulty breathing, then call 911 fast!

 

[MercenaryForHire]

Originally posted by: pulse8
If he dies, I got dibs on his computer.

Dibs on the LCD, since that's a display device and not part of the computer case.

- M4H

 

[prvteye2003]

Originally posted by: pulse8
If he dies, I got dibs on his computer.

lol. I got dibs if you die

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: pulse8
If he dies, I got dibs on his computer.

Has anyone taken his mom yet?

 

[MangoTBG]

Bad news, guys. I put some rubbing alcohol on a few minutes ago and there has been significant lose of swelling! Yay! I get to keep my computer!!



::Goes to sleep with one eye open::

 

[dighn]

rubbing alcohol? seriously it's good for many things.

edit: oh you did. good.

 

[Yossarian]

amputate just to be on the safe side.

 

[Wheatmaster]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Bad news, guys. I put some rubbing alcohol on a few minutes ago and there has been significant lose of swelling! Yay! I get to keep my computer!!



::Goes to sleep with one eye open::

nice time i suggest you go to webmd.

 

[Broohaha]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Bad news, guys. I put some rubbing alcohol on a few minutes ago and there has been significant lose of swelling! Yay! I get to keep my computer!! ::Goes to sleep with one eye open::

lmao

 

[her209]

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Bad news, guys. I put some rubbing alcohol on a few minutes ago and there has been significant lose of swelling! Yay! I get to keep my computer!!

::Goes to sleep with one eye open::

Can we keep your mom?

 

[dman]

It's ok, we can blackmail you now, if you don't handover the computer and LCD you'll loose your rights to the grill and kitten...


:retending I'm RIAA and getting your Address from your ISP::



Anyway, glad the swelling is going down.

 

[MangoTBG]

Originally posted by: her209

Originally posted by: MangoTBG
Bad news, guys. I put some rubbing alcohol on a few minutes ago and there has been significant lose of swelling! Yay! I get to keep my computer!!

::Goes to sleep with one eye open::

Can we keep your mom?

Oh sh1t. I didn't know she got out of the cage! Yeah. Keep her. She's good for sooooooooOOOO many things!

 

[amdskip]

Cut an onion in half and rub it over it. It will draw the sting out.