fencing cat

[shortylickens]

 

[Tormac]

What kind of swords do your cats prefer for fencing?


One my cats is into HEMA, and is convinced that the rapier is the best fencing weapon, the other goes to a kendo school and is convinced that the katana is best.


My third cat thinks the other two are suckers. He is always hiding in bushes and underneath tables and chairs, and tries to sneak up on everything, knock them in the head, and then either rob them blind, or just eat them if they look tasty.


I like the rapier for fencing myself, but I am more afraid of my third cat because that big bellied beast got me yesterday and I almost tripped over him and fell down the stairs. Of course I dropped the plate of shrimp that I had, and that hungry cat ran off with half of them.

 

[MagnusTheBrewer]

What's a black market cat go for these days?

 

[lxskllr]