Females and TP: Is it just me?

[SUOrangeman]

A few week ago during one of the gf's extended weekend visits, I happened to notice that a large amount of TP had been consumed. Granted, I've been working on a year's supply ... for well over a year now, but found it odd that a sizeable amount was no longer on the spindle on the first day of her visit.

I asked (I ALWAYS phrase things in the form of a question; prevents me from getting in trouble) what was going on and nearly got my head bitten off. Apparently, she just needed it and it was normal.

Is there some secret bathroom ritual that requires that much TP? I am so tempted to put a webcam or something on my TP spindle.

What gives?

-SUO

 

[bonkers325]

what is tp
suo ?

 

[Handle]

I'm assuming it means Toilet Paper.

edit: I have NO idea how my post showed up before bonkers325's post, but obviously I am referring to the post below. Either that or I can predict questions before they're asked

 

[bonkers325]

maybe she ran out of tampons ?

 

[DaLeroy]

TP refers to that white stuff, toilet paper...not that I use it

 

[bonkers325]

<< I'm assuming it means Toilet Paper.

edit: I have NO idea how my post showed up before bonkers325's post, but obviously I am referring to the post below. Either that or I can predict questions before they're asked >>



dood the posting has been slow lately
dont know why
i have been double posting lately
havent done that in a year

 

[JimmyEatWorld]

ewwww...
what is this...survivor?

 

[SUOrangeman]

Weird sequence of posts.

Yes, TP = toilet paper. I was trying to be somewhat polite.

I'm beginning to think that this is not a common occurrence. Am I right?

-SUO

 

[bonkers325]

<< ewwww...
what is this...survivor? >>



naw just a case of high on tissue
then low on tissue

where are u suo

 

[bonkers325]

<< A few week ago during one of the gf's extended weekend visits, I happened to notice that a large amount of TP had been consumed. Granted, I've been working on a year's supply ... for well over a year now, but found it odd that a sizeable amount was no longer on the spindle on the first day of her visit.

I asked (I ALWAYS phrase things in the form of a question; prevents me from getting in trouble) what was going on and nearly got my head bitten off. Apparently, she just needed it and it was normal.

Is there some secret bathroom ritual that requires that much TP? I am so tempted to put a webcam or something on my TP spindle.

What gives?

-SUO >>



well maybe she had a nose bleed or maybe she used tp to wipe other stuff instead of a towel or something

i use tp sometimes to blow nose and wipe myself uhhhh!!!

 

[happykitten]

<< I am so tempted to put a webcam or something on my TP spindle. >>



Would that be legal? :Q

 

[ThisIsMatt]

Do you really want to know all those details?

 

[Russ]

SUO,

No, it's not just you. Women use TP at about 20 times the rate of men.

Russ, NCNE

 

[SUOrangeman]

Because of the near-violent response (something like &quot;How could you even consider asking such a question?&quot; followed by her getting upset with me) when I asked what was happening with the TP, I'm fairly sure that no special circumstances came into play. Just &quot;normal&quot; use as far as I can gather. For example, instead of one or two sheets to remove, I dunno, makeup, it was more like 25. Simple stuff.

-SUO

 

[PlunX]

Maybe she had to use it for something else.. Like cleaning up a spill when no paper towels were around. I doubt she used that much for her own personal business. Heh.

 

[PCAddict]

My experience has been that women use tons of TP. After all, they have more to wipe...

 

[Soybomb]

Women do consume alot more tp than guys. Put the rough stuff out when she's there and maybe you can break the habit

 

[Yo Ma Ma]

<< Women do consume alot more tp than guys. Put the rough stuff out when she's there and maybe you can break the habit >>

But first ask yourself - do you really want her to skimp on using toilet paper? I didn't think so.

 

[loogie]

yeah, chicks just use more tp. I'm very economical...espcially with 2 ply because that stuff is expensive.

 

[CichliSuite]

Well its your girlfrined right. YOu obviously know how &quot;nice&quot; or &quot;Bad&quot; everything is down there, right? If she's very clean, then be happy.

 

[BCYL]

I think it depends on the person... my gf doesn't consume a lot of tp...

 

[Hamburgerpimp]

I made my last girlfriend bring over her own toilet paper! No sh1t, she would use so damn much. I had to hide mine.

 

[Wingznut]

They use it for removing make-up, applying whatever they apply, etc... It's an all-purpose resource.

 

[The Dancing Peacock]

well, they gotta use it every time nature calls for them. Makes sense that they would use more. On top of that, maybe she's a buncher and not a folder :Q


late.


TDP

 

[bonkers325]

<< well, they gotta use it every time nature calls for them. Makes sense that they would use more. On top of that, maybe she's a buncher and not a folder :Q


late.


TDP >>



nature calls we use it too but u dont see us men using mucho tissue