Female Prayers vs. Male Prayers...

[NikPreviousAcct]

My mom just emailed this to me 😀



FEMALE PRAYER

Before I lay me down to sleep, I pray for a man, who's not a creep, One
who's handsome, smart and strong, One who's loves to listen long, One who
thinks before he speaks, When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks. I
pray that he is gainfully employed, When I spend his cash, won't be
annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door, Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind, Knows what to answer to "How
big is my behind?" I pray that this man will love me to no end, And never
attempt to hit on my friend. And as I kneel and pray by my bed, I look at
the creep you sent me instead. Amen.


MALE PRAYER:

I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store. Amen.

 

[Eli]

And this makes men better than women how? 😕

 

[LordRaiden]

I second that question. All it means is that women are picky and men will take the first thing with a skirt...well, some will anyways. Others of us have more refined tastes. 🙂

Like instead of a liquer store, I'll take a woman who's an uber geekette and owns a computer store. 😀

 

[NikPreviousAcct]

Originally posted by: Eli
And this makes men better than women how? 😕

I dunno. I can't think of anything else to title the thread that isn't much more stoopid.

 

[Eli]

Originally posted by: ffmcobalt

Originally posted by: Eli
And this makes men better than women how? 😕

I dunno. I can't think of anything else to title the thread that isn't much more stoopid.

😀

Heh.. My girlfriend says, "She's seen it.".. lol