Female Prayer (a Stolen Brutuskend Stolen Joke)

[SpiderX]

Probably a repost but who cares!

FEMALE PRAYER
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man, who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong,
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
When he says he'll call, he won't wait weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed,
When I spend his cash, he won't be annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door,
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who'll make love to my mind,
And knows what to answer to "How big is my behind?"
I pray that this man will love me to no end,
And never attempt to hit on my friends.
Amen



MALE PRAYER
I pray for a deaf-mute nymphomaniac with huge boobs who owns a liquor
store.
Amen

 

[Lager]

*cough*

 

[Confused]

*crickets*

 

[Confused]

*clock bell*....*tumbleweed*....

 

[CanOWorms]

*nuclear explosion* ... *asteroid slamming into earth causing the apocalypse*

 

[Orsorum]

Originally posted by: CanOWorms
*nuclear explosion* ... *asteroid slamming into earth causing the apocalypse*

:beer: 😀 :beer:

 

[AvesPKS]

Hehe...good one.😀

 

[Mucho]

Nice, I send it to all the women in my add book. 😀

 

[brentman]

Typical.... but thats what makes it great. One of those 'funny cuz its true' deals.