female manipulate males.... universal!

[NiceCold]

female manipulate males.... universal!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/nature/14332648

its like all species of female have power to manipulate males and cause davastating dramas. human, animals and i bet aliens too.

female moose got one rock hitting two target. if a female moose dont want a smaller moose... probly theys care of small penis but who knows. anyway the female make a bigger moose and the smaller moose figth each other for her, although she know that the bigger one will win.

thats how she choose a moose... its guarenteed that the bigger male wins. she choose bigger male but she dont want smaller male to harrass her so she make two males fight.... also she want entertainment by enjoying two males fighting for her although she already knew who would win.

 

[IronWing]

Human females use a similar selection process but are more interested in the potential partner's ability to use proper grammar and spelling than his physical strength.

 

[darkswordsman17]

Too easy.

 

[TakeNoPrisoners]

Human females use a similar selection process but are more interested in the potential partner's ability to use proper grammar and spelling than his physical strength.

10/10

 

[0roo0roo]

Human females use a similar selection process but are more interested in the potential partner's ability to use proper grammar and spelling than his physical strength.

His ability to spell his "situation" is what brings all the girls to the yard...

 

[sonambulo]

short guy complex, eh?

 

[Jeff7]

So, the female moose moans when a male approaches.

I bet she's probably saying something like "I'm horny! Fuck meeeeee!"

Yeah, that's going to attract the attention of any other males within earshot.


(Isn't that really what a lot of animal calls are? Birds chirping, frogs croaking...all they're doing is running around yelling, "Horny! Horny! Horny!" 😀)

 

[pcgeek11]

Hold on a minute... My Moose is calling!

 

[Texashiker]

female manipulate males.... universal!

Did you "really" need a mews article to tell you that?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Did you "really" need a meows article to tell you that?

I'm sorry, did you just say "meow"?

 

[her209]

Pome time?

 

[alkemyst]

So two meese?

 

[Macamus Prime]

I also heard women who use their bodies to make men give them money. Turns out,... there are these places where women dance and take off their clothing, in exchange for money.

I know it sounds crazy! But, I've BEEN to a few of these places!!

At first, I thought it was a dance club with a bunch of really liberal women, just taking off their clothing for any guy hanging around. But, they working it seems. Allthough, there was one girl from Eastern Europe who told me she loves me and wants me to be her husband - AND, she wanted to give ME $3,000 to marry her!!

 

[Texashiker]

I also heard women who use their bodies to make men give them money. Turns out,... there are these places where women dance and take off their clothing, in exchange for money.

I give my wife my paycheck, and she takes off her clothes,,,, is that like what your referring to?

 

[dank69]

What if the small moose knows karate?

 

[mattpegher]

Its like getting shot down at the bar, only you get your ass beat too.