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female jokes gone too far?

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dquan97

Lifer
I know a bank of female jokes (as well as wife jokes) thanks to you guys, and my coworkers and I joke around probably 1-2x every week. Yesterday, the coworker sitting next to me announced to the group that she's tired of hearing them and wants me to stop. I was like :Q because they're pretty tame ones, like "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?". This is great...now I got a feminist sitting next to me.

Now I have to start using PG jokes or knock-knock around her. :frown:
 
Feminist? :roll: She's probably just sick of hearing your low-brow never-gonna-get-laid jokes and just wants to get her job done instead of fvcking around like the morons next to her.

:beer:
 
Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.
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Yea, and its a damn shame too. That the world has become so PC, that you can't even tell harmless jokes anymore without getting a lawsuit slammed on your a$$.

The world has become a sad, sad place.
 
Originally posted by: dquan97
I know a bank of female jokes (as well as wife jokes) thanks to you guys, and my coworkers and I joke around probably 1-2x every week. Yesterday, the coworker sitting next to me announced to the group that she's tired of hearing them and wants me to stop. I was like :Q because they're pretty tame ones, like "What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?". This is great...now I got a feminist sitting next to me.

Now I have to start using PG jokes or knock-knock around her. :frown:
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Some people may find that one offensive, especially if they have been beaten by a man..

You have to be really careful at work, I suggest you either tone it down or not say anything when she is around.
 
yeah you're not gonna get away with it very easily if there's people around. When I had an office, we were pretty relaxed and a few guys brought in a whoopee cushion... day in and day out it would go off once in a while. Well a few weeks passed and they got warned... cause some lady over the cubicle wall (obviously she's within hearing distance) complained about it. The thing was that she's on calls with customers a lot. Doh. 🙂
 
Originally posted by: iamme
i thought it was pretty much common sense not to tell those types of jokes at work.
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I would've gotten reprimanded by management or even fired here at work for saying such jokes. The company I work for is 80% women and they don't take lightly to such things.
 
My company, so long as it isnt said with bitterness doesnt care about that sort of joking...

and most of the head honchos are women....lol

so nice and relaxed here.....

 
Originally posted by: Pepsi90919
how is that being feminist? i call it being anti-stupid
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That's like telling black jokes at an inner city Popeye's...

It's like telling mexican jokes to your landscaping crew...

You ever make holocaust jokes at the synagogue?
 
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.
 
Originally posted by: rsd
Wow...ATOT's members have quickly sunk lower and lower this week. I can think of a handful of threads like this one where I just shake my head and hope you get run over by a guy drinking a beer and eating chicken in the ghetto.
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Beer? You mean watermelon, right?
 
Originally posted by: richardycc
so whats the punchline for the "what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?"
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"Nothing, she's be told twice already".

Seriously though mate, things you don't talk about at work/to people you are forced to spend lots of time with are political and religious views, and you've got to keep the jokes clean.

Slap her arse saying "Sorry, treacle-tits" and she'll forgive you for your bad jokes, I'm sure.
 
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