Fellatio may prevent breast cancer

[Doggiedog]

Enjoy

 

[Aves]

If only...

 

[AlmostFunny]

Me looks at link. Me reads article. Me believes article is fo real!

 

[StageLeft]

Well written article

 

[isaacmacdonald]

Originally posted by: aves2k
If only...

 

[djheater]

Very well done.

I expect to see these "facts" referenced by the mass media shortly. Should of kept the names real.

 

[Aves]

This reminds me of the fake Cosmo articles that Maxim prints.

 

[iamme]

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine...

hehehehhehe......that made me laugh this morning

(yes, i know it's fake)

 

[brentman]

"...so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University. ..."

Wow, I bet tons of people line up to be his/(hopefully a )her patient.

 

[iamme]

if there was ever a useful time ot hack CNN.com, it'd be with this article

 

[PG]

funny stuff

"Only with regular performance will your chances be reduced, so I encourage all women out there to make fellatio an important part of their daily routine," said Dr. Inserta Shafteer, one of the researchers at the University.

Dr. Len Lictepeen,deputy chief medical officer for the American Cancer Society, said women should not overlook or "play down" these findings.

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: iamme
if there was ever a useful time ot hack CNN.com, it'd be with this article

well you can always spoof!

http://www.cnn.com@2550202901/~brwilli2/cnn.html

 

[oboeguy]

This is an insult to anyone who has ever suffered from breast cancer. :disgust:

 

[Aves]

Originally posted by: oboeguy
This is an insult to anyone who has ever suffered from breast cancer. :disgust:

Everything is an insult to someone.

 

[Amused]

Originally posted by: oboeguy
This is an insult to anyone who has ever suffered from breast cancer. :disgust:

Translated:

"This is an insult to anyone who has never been blown."

 

[Aharami]

haha this is great! i sent it to my girlfriend!! :beer:

 

[Aharami]

Originally posted by: oboeguy
This is an insult to anyone who has ever suffered from breast cancer. :disgust:

lighten up. its a joke!

 

[Quixfire]

I sent it to my wife; well see if she believes it.

I still get dirty looks from my Honda driving co-workers over the Hamster Honda article.

 

[SagaLore]

Originally posted by: iamme

"I think it removes the last shade of doubt that fellatio is actually a healthy act," said Dr. B.J. Sooner of Johns Hopkins School of Medicine...

hehehehhehe......that made me laugh this morning

(yes, i know it's fake)

I was about to post the same thing. There is also "Dr. Len Lictepeen" and "Shafteer".

 

[EyeMWing]

/edits names and /print

 

[squirrel dog]

Well,that does give women something to chew on .

 

[ScrewFace]

Hehm Heh. I'm gonna print that article and show it to some of the babes at Cracktime donut shop. I'll be gettin' blow jobs for the rest of my life! Yahoo!!!:beer:

 

[DurocShark]

Originally posted by: squirrel dog
Well,that does give women something to chew on .

/wipes the coffee off his monitor that he spit out when laughing...

 

[whaleskinrug]

And cunnilingus will e.n.l.a.r.g.e your pen1s

 

[ElFenix]

orgasms take care of headaches