Feline marinade of the day.

[highland145]

Crushed red peppers, chili pepper, salt and oil. Best applied while the main course is still alive to better penetrate the tasty, tasty meat.

He told police the cat had been “mean” to him, authorities said.In condemning the treatment of the cat, whose name is Navarro, Browning read from an SPCA memo put together in part from information provided by the officers and shelter staff:
“Do not under any circumstances adopt to this man ever again. He claims he did not want the cat because it was ‘possessive, greedy and wasteful.’ That the cat got pregnant after ‘spaying,’ even though it was a neutered male. This man is a danger to animals. . . . was soaking cat in marinade to ‘cook.’ ”

Wonder if he's up for the PETA man of the year award?

Edit: the bolded sounds like my friends wives. Sh*t, did I just say that?


http://www.buffalonews.com/city/article97630.ece

 

[Gooberlx2]

Yikes, poor kitty.

Korkuc was also charged with passing a stop sign and failure to signal. After his arrest, he was later released on an appearance ticket

Sheesh, I'd argue that animal cruelty is so indicative of fucked up behavior, especially with the circumstances here, that it could warrant being held longer for a psych evaluation.

 

[SunnyD]

So that's what the "C" in KFC stands for...

 

[waggy]

ugh. i no problem killing a animal for food or such. but for fun? this guy is insane.

 

[Felisity]

Yet another addition to my "human POS" list.

Glad the kitty's ok.

 

[highland145]

ugh. i no problem killing a animal for food or such. but for fun? this guy is insane.

The cat was mean to him. You know they have claws and stuff.

 

[Tristicus]

Yet another addition to my "human POS" list.

Glad the kitty's ok.

So you mean you're not making me kitty roast tonight!?

 

[Newbian]

That the cat got pregnant after ‘spaying,’ even though it was a neutered male.

Wait...what?

 

[highland145]

Wait...what?

It's apparent that the original cat was body snatched and replaced by an alien trying to recon Gary's cooking secrets for Rachael Ray. Who also is an alien.

 

[Elias824]

What you guys haven't ever had marinated cat before? its delicious.

 

[Felisity]

So you mean you're not making me kitty roast tonight!?

The only kind of roast I like is the ones on comedy central.

 

[techs]

A ca-tastrophe!

 

[highland145]

What you guys haven't ever had marinated cat before? its delicious.

Every time I go to the Chinese buffet. Hello Kitty.

 

[highland145]

A ca-tastrophe!

Almost cat-astrophic.

 

[Cogman]

LOL, Too funny. If he had killed the cat in a humane way (bullet to the brain) I wouldn't have any problem with him eating it (Not something I would do). But letting it sit in marinade is just wrong.. and darkly funny.

 

[Bignate603]

Somebody needs to teach the man the proper way to marinade, he's going about it all wrong

Seriously though, the man was angry at the cat for acting like a cat.

 

[PieIsAwesome]

Aren't things supposed to be dead, among other things, before being marinated?

 

[highland145]

Aren't things supposed to be dead, among other things, before being marinated?

He should have set up an i.v. drip. That way the heart would have pumped the marinade into all the muscles. Tender and tasty.