Feisty Jack Russell dies after saving five children from marauding pit bulls

[wetcat007]

http://blogs.usatoday.com/onde...5/feisty_jack_rus.html

 

[dudeman007]

lol sorry to set the wrong mood here....but it took me like 2 minutes figure out Jack Russell wasn't a person.

 

[zoiks]

http://forums.anandtech.com/me...&keyword1=jack+russell

 

[Canai]

Yay another pit bull thread

I think I need some more wine for this

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

God, don't even get me started. These threads should be deleted as it's an obvious urge to strike up a flame fest.

 

[AnonymouseUser]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
God, don't even get me started. These threads should be deleted as it's an obvious urge to strike up a flame fest.

If society would delete pitbulls then there would be no more of these threads.

 

[aleckz]

It just goes to show that some people don't deserve to own pets.

 

[jagec]

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
God, don't even get me started. These threads should be deleted as it's an obvious urge to strike up a flame fest.

Hey now, stay on target.


I suggest you replace every instance of the word "pit bull" with "zombie" in the original news article, so as not to take attention away from the awesomeness of the story.

Screw it, I'll do it myself:

Feisty Jack Russell dies after saving five children from marauding zombies

This is an ode to a dog. Not just any dog, mind you.

This is a real-life Lassie, a hero who died protecting his young masters from two much bigger and much more dangerous creatures.

This is, in the end, a sad story.

New Zealand media report that George, a 9-year-old Jack Russell terrier, suffered fatal wounds while protecting five young children from two vicious zombies.

Richard Rosewarne, 11, tells his local paper that the zombies came up behind them and were going for his 4-year-old brother, Darryl Wilson, when tiny George jumped between them.

"These two zombies rushed up and were going for the little boy. George went for them, it's what he would do. He didn't stand a chance, but I reckon he saved that boy from being chewed up," owner Alan Gay, 69, tells the Taranaki Daily News. "These zombies should be banned. They're killers and it comes from them being bred for fighting."

The zombies that killed George were covered in his blood when they returned home, and are now being kept in a local pound where they will be destroyed, the local paper reports. Their owner is said to face possible prosecution.

Radio New Zealand says the local government plans to crack down on dangerous zombies.

 

[Cdubneeddeal]

Originally posted by: AnonymouseUser

Originally posted by: Cdubneeddeal
God, don't even get me started. These threads should be deleted as it's an obvious urge to strike up a flame fest.

If society would delete pitbulls then there would be no more of these threads.

If we would just delete the the fucked up media we wouldn't be having these threads.

 

[mundane]

Excellent job, jagec

 

[StinkyPinky]

This is old news. That story is months old