Feeling a little mopey? You need Mope No More. Now available over the counter.

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https://www.cnn.com/2018/06/29/politics/obama-democrats-fundraiser/index.html

Beverly Hills, California (CNN)Former President Barack Obama, re-emerging into the political fray for a Democratic National Committee fundraiser here on Thursday, had a message for troubled Democrats: Do more than just mope.

Feeling a little mopey?
Feeling like crawling in a hole?
Feeling like your world is turning upside down?
Moping over your abortion rights going away? Moping over your civil rights tanking? Moping over your marriage rights heading up in smoke? Moping over your tax cut not quite panning out as promised?
Well, mope no more.

Try MOPE-AWAY.
Mope-Away is not some baloney fake medication imported from China.
Mope-Away actually contains only the finest natural ingredients found only within the Soviet Union.
Mope-Away is manufactured deep within the Soviet Union by closely monitored Putin approved government facilities.
Mope-Away is the number one choice of President Donald Trump, and.... the entire Donald Trump family.
Melania takes her Mope-Away every morning with juice. Mope-Away gives Melania all the energy Melania needs to face her challenging day as First Lady.
To pretend she really cares.
And to wear questionable clothing feeling no guilt what so ever.
Yes, Mope-Away can turn your life around, round and round, and upside down.
May also give you that extra punch needed to become Dictator of the US of A.

So, don't be a mopey dopey.
Instead, dope up with Americas number one un-mopey. Mope-Away.
FDA approve. (The Soviet FDA)
Mope-Away is now available over the counter, no ACA needed. So screw away your ACA.
Once you drop one dose of Mope-Away, injectable version available, you will no longer want that abortion.
You'll be abortion-free and happy as pink pie becoming the baby machine that your future US Supreme Court insists you to be. Oh joy, you will say. Oh Donald Trump joy.
So why not mope your fears away with Mope-Away.
You will mope no more. The law guarantees it. And the US Supreme Court will insist on it.

(Disclaimer. Mope-Away should not be abused. Mope-Away may lead to sensations of suicide.
Consult your doctor if you feel the desire to run down innocent motorist and small pets. Mope-Away side effects may include but never limited to: Feelings of Nazia syndrome, acute Adolfism, disturbing vision of enhanced white skin color, intolerance of others skin color, vivid dreams of immigrants taking your job, headache, vomiting, vomiting onto your friends, flatulence containing bursts of flame, and decreased appetite. Consult your doctor should you experience any of the about requiring a restaurant owner insisting that you leave their establishment.
Mope-Away is not intended as a cure for homosexuality, however Mope-Away has been associated with increased desire for beastiality.
Money back guarantee.
Consult the Kremlin for warranty details including a full list of probable side effects by writing:
1600 Pennsylvania Ave NW, Washington, DC 20500.