Feel so dirty. I just paid $40 for a woman . . .

[bob332]

Originally posted by: sandmanwake

Originally posted by: boi
Why the f*** do you need a personal trainer. I'm sure the people working out in the gym would be happy to help you out.

I don't like bothering people? Let's be serious here, it's one thing if I was some cute girl asking a guy to help me plan a work out and diet routine, but it's quite another to be a geeky guy going up to a random stranger and be like "yo, dude, you look really buff, would you mind helping out with my workout a bit so I could be more like you?" Unless the guy is gay, I think he'd at least find that a little weird. The girl asking the guy? He'd be like, "aww baby, there's no need to be shy, you can ask me anything your little heart desire--and here's my number should you have any more questions."

the meathead will tell you to take steroids

 

[sandmanwake]

Originally posted by: 0roo0roo
must be perdy..make your brains go mush.

you wouldn't offer to fix a guys

Actually, yes I've offered to fix a guy's when he does me a favor. I figure, someone's nice to me, I should be nice to them. Oh, and yes, she was pretty and had boobs the size of minga melons .

 

[SammyBoy]

There are certain situations when it is UNDERSTOOD that there will be a cost involved in a service. Since none of us were there we don't know the exact vibe, but it's my understanding that you just plunked down some coin to join this gym, it's not unbelievable that you could have though you were getting good new member treatment to get you started on the right foot. If you bring your car in to the shop for an oil change or a new tire, you don't have to ask what the fee is, it's understood.

Your situation sounds like a bellboy at a hotel. You slap your card on the table, they ring you up for 300 bucks for 2 nights, and a nice guy comes to carry your bags. While you could just say kthxbye and slam the door on him, it's expected for you to give him a few bucks...NOT 40.

You got played like a fiddle my man. If you're not pissed about it then all is well and good, but 40 bucks isn't pocket change for some people, if you're gonna bill someone 40 bucks for something after they just gave your establishment a membership fee, you need to let them know before hand.

The least you could do is install a trojan on the biatches computer, she deserves it. When she's using the computer and you see a slight lapse open up command prompt, type in format c:, and in another window say I've got my finger over enter you whore, put 40 dollars in a paper bag and stuff it under the mailbox on 42nd and 3rd and nobody gets deleted.

That is all, good day.

 

[sandmanwake]

$40 is not quite chump change to me either, but no I'm not pissed about the situation. I honestly see it as a misunderstanding on my fault and let's just say that since I'm only paying less than 1/5 of the normal gym fee, I'm still slightly ahead. I don't think I will be paying for her services some more in the future though now that I've had more time to think about it.

 

Hey! I remember you Sandmanwake! You're the guy with those eerie stories about being a priest, your strange Asian parents, and chopping off someone. Good to see you around and just fine.

Was the lady charming? For someone like you to fall for the words of a salesperson, albeit a female, it's kind funny and suprising.

 

[DanTMWTMP]

LOLOLOL!!!!!!!

dude...title is misleading but awesome content...ahahahhahah

yes ..

OWNED


females make far betther businesshumans

 

[Walleye]

she strapped on a dildo and raped you, boy. you = OWNED

 

[sandmanwake]

Eerie stories? What you talkin' about luvly? I'm as normal as the next wannabe bounty hunting minister with leeching Asian parents, a fetish for capes and swords, and I did not fall for a sales person.

 

[Shawn]

Originally posted by: Walleye
she strapped on a dildo and raped you, boy. you = OWNED

ahahahahaha

 

[HomeBrewerDude]

she played you like a cheap fiddle

 

[csyberblue]

Originally posted by: falias

Originally posted by: Konigin
Owned