Feds now spending money trying to figure out why Lesbians are heavy

[Anarchist420]

Link.


This is a good reason to abolish the govt.

 

[mcveigh]

I think saying lesbians are often heavy can be labeled hate speech....think of the children!

 

[IGBT]

..and wear heavy leather jackets have clip hair cuts and little mustaches. Usually seen driving Volvo beaters with the back plastered up with eco-KOOK bumper stickers.

 

[monovillage]

a slight edit.

THE HOLLIES
"She Ain't Heavy, She's My Sister"
(B. Scott and B. Russell)

The road is long
With many a winding turn
That leads us to who knows where
Who knows when
But I'm strong
Strong enough to carry her
She ain't heavy, she's my sister

So on we go
Her welfare is of my concern
No burden is she to bear
We'll get there
For I know
She would not encumber me
She ain't heavy, she's my sister

If I'm laden at all
I'm laden with sadness
That everyone's heart
Isn't filled with the gladness
Of love for one another

It's a long, long road
From which there is no return
While we're on the way to there
Why not share
And the load
Doesn't weigh me down at all
She ain't heavy, she's my sister

She's my sister
She ain't heavy, she's my sister

 

[michal1980]

but we have to cancel white house tours. or layoff flight control agents. because theres no money.

 

[dmcowen674]

Feds now spending money trying to figure out why Lesbians are heavy

That's odd.

I know quite a few Lesbians and only one is heavy.

 

[Agent11]

Counting Rosie O'donnell?

 

[nehalem256]

There we have it. Proof that women become lesbians not because of biology, but because they are too fat to get a man :thumbsup:

 

[bigi]

Link.


This is a good reason to abolish the govt.

NSFW http://25.media.tumblr.com/945708492101917970012b63513b52a2/tumblr_mha0egJiHu1r0bhwho1_1280.jpg

Fat not found.

Oh, you mean why fatties are fat. We know why.

 

[Exterous]

but we have to cancel white house tours. or layoff flight control agents. because theres no money.

And lay off teachers, and have insane wait lines at the airport, and risk meat shortages/high meat prices, and and risk a terrorist attack and, and and....

 

[nehalem256]

And lay off teachers, and have insane wait lines at the airport, and risk meat shortages/high meat prices, and and risk a terrorist attack and, and and....

No we need anymore proof that Democrats don't care about regular people and only care about their special interest groups of which lesbian is a double dip (women and gays)?

 

[surfsatwerk]

Probably a distinct lack of vitamin D in their diet.

 

[Atomic Playboy]

That's odd.

I know quite a few Lesbians and only one is heavy.

I know a lot of lesbians, and maybe 5% of them are overweight/obese. In comparison to the general population, I'd say lesbians seem to be doing just fine. In regards to the study that says 75% of them are overweight, I'm calling bullshit until I see some statistics and methodology.

 

[cybrsage]

I thought we already understood that (except in rare medical conditions) eating more calories than you burn is what makes you fat.

There is more too it, but that is it in a nutshell.

 

[zephyrprime]

I've seen a lot of lesbians and they are indeed often fat.

 

[ElFenix]

because men are visual so when men are trying to be attractive to men they need to be visually pleasing, whereas women are not as visual and so when trying to be attractive to women need not be so visually pleasing.

/pay me the million

 

[lotus503]

Probably a distinct lack of vitamin D in their diet.

:thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup::thumbsup:

 

[Smoblikat]

Link.


This is a good reason to abolish the govt.

Heres your answer.

Because men dont want ugly fat chicks, so they need other ugly and fat chicks to be with.

 

[etrigan420]

http://www.theatlanticwire.com/national/2013/03/nih-lesbian-fat-study/63007/

A different take.

 

[Munky]

LOL, they could have just given me the money, and saved a bunch of time. The heterosexual women are thinner because the overwhelming majority of men are not attracted to fat women. Hence there's a very good motive for those women to stay in shape.

 

[Theb]

because men are visual so when men are trying to be attractive to men they need to be visually pleasing, whereas women are not as visual and so when trying to be attractive to women need not be so visually pleasing.

/pay me the million

I think it has more to do with the fact that sugary drinks can be purchased in sizes larger than 16oz, but I would be willing to share the Nobel with you.

 

[Darwin333]

Counting Rosie O'donnell?

She probably skewed the average all by herself.

 

[trenchfoot]

She probably skewed the average all by herself.

Isn't she the one that had one of her panties mistaken for an autographed team jersey given to her by Shaquille O'neill?

 

[Exterous]

I'm calling bullshit until I see some statistics and methodology.

Excellent point. Lets see if we can get funding for an additional study!

 

[Lanyap]

It's mainly the olders ones. And why do they always have short grey hair?