FedEx sucks donkey balls

Philippine Mango

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Originally posted by: lizardboy
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I wonder if it will go back to Ohio again...was supposed to be delivered on 9/28.

Haha, that exact same thing happened to me! I sent a package on thrusday and when I checked the logs, apparently they're still in the middle of shipping it! (I choose 2 day shipping)
 

tm37

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If you think this is simply a Fed EX problem you are sadly mistaken.

I have had DHL packages go to OH 3 times.

UPS will sit OUT for delivery for days.

Mind you that when I track a package It is because I have promnised someone it so I onl track the IMPORTANT STUFF. (usually a few a week)
 

Tom

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based on this evidence, we don't know if Fedex sucks, you suck, or someone else sucks.

 

lizardboy

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Originally posted by: Tom
based on this evidence, we don't know if Fedex sucks, you suck, or someone else sucks.

It's all FedEx, they loaded the package on the wrong truck, so it's gone from Texas to Ohio and now back to Texas.
 

lizardboy

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Originally posted by: tm37
If you think this is simply a Fed EX problem you are sadly mistaken.

I have had DHL packages go to OH 3 times.

UPS will sit OUT for delivery for days.

Mind you that when I track a package It is because I have promnised someone it so I onl track the IMPORTANT STUFF. (usually a few a week)

Don't get me wrong - I think they all suck...I just thought all the Newegg/FedEx fanboys would appreciate it.
 

giantpinkbunnyhead

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Originally posted by: ultimatebob
If FedEx sucks donkey balls, what does UPS suck? :)

why, donkey dicks, of course!


Every cargo carrier in the world is subject to mis-shipping things. It's just part of the game, unfortunately. I work for a small carrier and we mis-ship a LOT of stuff. Sometimes someone puts the wrong destination sticker on something. Sometimes they forget to take something off the airplane and it comes back to the origin. Sometimes things get lost in the warehouse. Lots of things can happen... human error. Neither Fedex, nor UPS, nor DHL, nor any other company is above that, so in conclusion, they all suck donkey balls occasionally.
 

Captante

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Overall based on hundreds of shipments over the years:

Best for overnight/2 -or- 3 day: Fedex

Best for ground/lower value stuff: USPS Priority

Every shipper screws up somtimes though & in fairness Fedex ground is the worst shipper I've ever used... far worse then UPS.
 

giantpinkbunnyhead

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Funny thing is though, Fedex Ground usually gets me things just as fast as the 2-day option. This is especially perplexing because I live in.... oh, ALASKA. Not complaining... just very puzzled.
 

shortylickens

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While I respect your opinion I have to say that FedEx has been a hell of a lot more reliable for me than UPS or Mail.