Federer says Tiger will return 'soon'

[Epic Fail]

http://www.pgatour.com/2010/r/01/15/woods.federer.ap/index.html

This is the first communication from Tiger besides his web statements. Soon sounds like a code for he'll return for the Masters.

 

[BrownShoes]

 

[Eli]

lol.

 

[FoBoT]

return to what? banging lots of chicks?

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

People still give a shit? Yawn.

 

[JulesMaximus]

Of course he will...WTF else is he gonna do?

 

[darkxshade]

return to what? banging lots of chicks?

looks like hes banging Federer at the moment

 

[mav451]

Lol is Gillette getting worried that razor sales will drop?

 

[FoBoT]

...WTF else is he gonna do?

porn star? turn his hobby into a job?

 

[Red Squirrel]

lol Tiger Woods.

 

[FelixDeCat]

He needs to stay away from golf. His mere persence on the green this soon is a slap in the face of all those who can keep their marriage vows.

I think I will have to fly out to where ever he plays and protest this outrage!

 

[JulesMaximus]

He needs to stay away from golf. His mere persence on the green this soon is a slap in the face of all those who can keep their marriage vows.

I think I will have to fly out to where ever he plays and protest this outrage!

Personally, I'm going to continue to not give a shit.

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Soon sounds like a code for he'll return for the Masters.

It will be before the Masters, he'll want to get some play in earlier than that so he's sharp. I'm betting that he returns somewhere in Asia or Europe in late February or early March so that he doesn't have to deal with the American press right off.

 

[Aharami]

i wonder if he'll get booed

 

[DrPizza]

His cuts must have healed. 😛

 

[Uppsala9496]

It will be before the Masters, he'll want to get some play in earlier than that so he's sharp. I'm betting that he returns somewhere in Asia or Europe in late February or early March so that he doesn't have to deal with the American press right off.

Won't be in Europe. The British press will have a field day with him. They are as ruthless as the American press. If he does come back soon, it will be in asia.

 

[moshquerade]

He's a sex addict. His penis is suffering from ADHD, and he's rehabbing it so soon he'll be recovered.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/01/exclusive-tiger-woods-sex-rehab-mississippi

 

[destrekor]

BrownShoes wins again per the norm. :biggrin:

 

[destrekor]

He's a sex addict. His penis is suffering from ADHD, and he's rehabbing it so soon he'll be recovered.

http://www.radaronline.com/exclusives/2010/01/exclusive-tiger-woods-sex-rehab-mississippi

ADHDD is a serious disease!

 

[GagHalfrunt]

Won't be in Europe. The British press will have a field day with him. They are as ruthless as the American press. If he does come back soon, it will be in asia.

The European tour doesn't get to England until later in the season. They start in the Med area for better weather in the early season just like the US Tour starts in Hawaii and southern Cal. He can play there without having to deal with the British press.