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FBI to issue 5-day terror forecasts

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FBI TO ISSUE 5-DAY TERROR FORECASTS
Recognizable Format Should Make It Easier for Americans to Organize Week

Washington, D.C. (SatireWire.com) ? Abandoning the last-minute, panic-inducing warning system it has used until now, the FBI today said it will begin issuing regular, five-day terror forecasts. Today's outlook: light, scattered terrorism early, tapering off by noon. Tomorrow: Clear, and seasonably dangerous.

According to U.S. Attorney General John Ashcroft, the forecasts will serve as a more consistent, and less frightening, reminder that Americans should stay vigilant, while the familiar, five-day format should make it much easier to plan ahead.

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past generations: so how's the weather going to look?
future generations: so how's the terror tomorrow.:frown:
 
i dunno about this...

the local weather man never knows whats going to happen tomorrow with all the technology they have...i dunno how they can expect to know what will happen and when and where...

also its giving Ashcroft a lot of power actually because now he would be able to affect people's outlooks. just as alan greenspan is able to increase and decrease spending and investing etc with rate cuts and the sort, now Ashcroft has some sort of tool also that he can use....its just a thought....what do people think abt this?
 
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