The Last Temptation of Homer - Homer falls in love with the new employee at the plant, Mindy Simmons... so many great lines:
FBI guy (to Mr. Burns): We found a missing Brazilian soccer team working in your reactor core!
Burns: That plane crashed on MY property!
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Lenny: Aw, if they hire a woman we won't be able to spit on the floor.
Carl: And we can't take off our pants when it gets real hot.
Homer: And we won't be able to pee in the drinking fountain...
[Lenny and Carl look at each other suspiciously]
Er, I mean, not...you know, if we wanted to...not that I...
ever...did --
Dave