Favorite Spam Subjects/Content?

SaltBoy

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I just opened up my spam folder and had a good hearty laugh. This is what one of my e-mails said:

"Too much sperm for sperm bank? Chocolate syrup and whipped cream taste better on my big and mighty delicious cone."

I mean, c'mon, how can anybody help but not laugh at something so absurd?

Any of you got any other favorites?