Favorite smartass remark

[SuRgEoN]

Originally posted by: Quixfire
The father of a 3 year old son is at his wits end with him because the kid is just bouncing off the walls with energy and won't settle down.

Dad: "What is wrong with you today?" :|

Son, with hands on his hips: "I've must have had too much sugar!" 🙂

Dad: Starts laughing so hard he has to sit down. 😀

WTF

 

[geno]

when someone gives you sh!t:


"If I wanted any of your lip, I'd unzip my pants."

 

[SuRgEoN]

Originally posted by: geno
when someone gives you sh!t:


"If I wanted any of your lip, I'd unzip my pants."

Pretty close to what I just said like 3 posts ago

 

[axelfox]

Originally posted by: new2AMD

Originally posted by: NuclearNed
The jerk store called. They're all out of you.

George

You're their best seller!

 

[chowderhead]

I like this one for friends/girls that drone on and on especially if they are bitching about something
here's my cellphone, call someone who cares.

 

[Winchester]

Originally posted by: kranky
If brains were gasoline, yours couldn't power an ant's go-cart around the inside of a Cheerio.

LMAO

 

[murphy55d]

"yeah, i'll get right on that"

i use that all the time when someone has no authority to tell me what to do.

 

[jurzdevil]

"hey..look over there!!"
/me walks away in the opposite direction

 

[Howard]

Originally posted by: kranky
If brains were gasoline, yours couldn't power an ant's go-cart around the inside of a Cheerio.

A corollary of this is "if brains were dynamite, yours wouldn't be able to clear out a nostril."

 

[xXped0thugXx]

wow your dumb, D-U-M , dumb
wow your dumb , G-A-Y, dumb.

 

[nCred]

Other guy: What the fck are you looking at?
Me: I dunno but it´s something ugly..