Favorite smartass remark

[Wanescotting]

I am torn between these two:

"I am trying to see things your way, but I cannot get my head that far up my ass"

AND

"We can do things my way or the wrong way"

 

[Orsorum]

"I'm sorry, were you still talking?"

 

[Gurck]

That's not a halo around your head... it's your colon

 

[PoPPeR]

you're funny

 

[oogabooga]

No Honestly, I am dumb, most of the time I'm playing smart

Edit : See Sig

 

[JoeKing]

her (usually) : Excuse me?!
Me : What you do? Fart?

 

[shinzwei]

No Honestly, I am dumb, most of the time I'm playing smart***


ahahahahahahahhahaahahahahahahhaahha!!!!!!!!!! thats way to funny

 

[Stunt]

So im fooling around with this girl...i had known her for a little while and we had just talked about our beliefs...like religion and crap.
Anyways she's a self proclaimed athiest...

So she is getting off...and screaming (oh yes...this one was a screamer), and she started yelling "oh god oh gooooood", you get the idea.
So i whisper in her ear "I thought you were athiest". :evil:

I think that is my best smartass line...happened about 2 weeks ago

 

[FreshFish]

Originally posted by: Stunt
So im fooling around with this girl...i had known her for a little while and we had just talked about our beliefs...like religion and crap.
Anyways she's a self proclaimed athiest...

So she is getting off...and screaming (oh yes...this one was a screamer), and she started yelling "oh god oh gooooood", you get the idea.
So i whisper in her ear "I thought you were athiest". :evil:

I think that is my best smartass line...happened about 2 weeks ago

:laugh:

 

[Yossarian]

Originally posted by: Stunt
So im fooling around with this girl...i had known her for a little while and we had just talked about our beliefs...like religion and crap.
Anyways she's a self proclaimed athiest...

So she is getting off...and screaming (oh yes...this one was a screamer), and she started yelling "oh god oh gooooood", you get the idea.
So i whisper in her ear "I thought you were athiest". :evil:

I think that is my best smartass line...happened about 2 weeks ago

HAHAHAHH :laugh:

 

[earthman]

I know you are, but what am I?

 

[Tom]

smooth move, fireproof.

 

[spanky]

i shagged your mom.

 

[BigPoppa]

You suck at life. Its straight and and to the point.

 

[quizzelsnatch]

/quit life now

 

[jagec]

die in a fire is pretty good.

 

[BRObedoza]

yeah, well, you're ugly.

 

[YoYoBabyYo]

i have an open mind - it is just closed for repairs.

 

[slydecix]

so's your face

(man I love Scrubs)

 

[Dr. Detroit]

Lets not, and say we did!

 

[Kasper4christ]

Love scrubs too (were talking about the TV show ... right..? )

anywho,
" you fell out of the ugly tree and hit EVERY branch on the way down"

^fav

 

[Acanthus]

Do you get social security for that mental disability?

 

[cherrytwist]

You're dead to me.

 

[RSaylors]

Good for you.

 

[Kasper4christ]

Due to the economy, we're going to have to let one of you go...