Favorite Seinfeld Quote/Scene?

[BDawg]

We've done this for Simpsons recently, why not Seinfeld?

JERRY: I don't understand. I made a reservation. Do you have my reservation?

RENTAL ASSISTANT: Yes we do. Unfortunately we ran out of cars.

JERRY: But the reservation keeps the car here, that's why you have the reservation!

RENTAL ASSISTANT: I know why we have reservations.

JERRY: I don't think you do. If you did, I would have a car. You see, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation. And that's really the most important part of the reservation: the holding. Anybody can just take them.

Reservation .wav

 

[PsychoAndy]

Dont forget the "I'm gonna beat the hell out of it" part

Personal fave: George as a marine biologist. The end rant was amazing.

"She told me to go to hell and I took the bus home..."



-PAB

 

[Argo]

Jerry on his friend pulling the thing out:


Jerry: "It can't be!"
Elane: "Oh, it beed"

 

[rudder]

Thats almost as bad as asking what your favorite simpsons quote is. Too many good ones.

 

[BDawg]

Heh, more of the quote:

Rental car agent: Next please.

Elaine: Well, go, go.

Agent: Can I help you? Name please?

Jerry: Seinfeld. I made a reservation for a mid-size, and she's a small. I'm
kidding around, of course.

Agent: Okay, let's see here.

Jerry: Sixty-six years old?

Elaine: Yeah, well, he's in perfect health. He works out, he's vibrant. You'd
really like him.

Jerry: Why do people always say that? I hate everyone, why would I like him?

Elaine: What do you think, would you go out with a sixty-six year old woman?

Jerry: Well, I'll tell you, she would have to be really vibrant. So vibrant,
she'd be spinning.

Agent: I'm sorry, we have no mid-size available at the moment.

Jerry: I don't understand, I made a reservation, do you have my reservation?

Agent: Yes, we do, unfortunately we ran out of cars.

Jerry: But the reservation keeps the car here. That's why you have the
reservation.

Agent: I know why we have reservations.

Jerry: I don't think you do. If you did, I'd have a car. See, you know how to
take the reservation, you just don't know how to *hold* the reservation and
that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody
can just take them.

Agent: Let me, uh, speak with my supervisor.

The agent goes into an office with a window in the door so she can be seen
speaking with someone.

Jerry: Uh, here we go. The supervisor. You know what she's saying over there?

Elaine: What?

Jerry: Hey Marge, you see those two people over there? They think I'm talking
to you, so you pretend like you're talking to me, okay now you start talking.

Elaine: Oh, you mean like this? So it looks like I'm saying something but I'm
not really saying anything at all?

Jerry: Now you say something else and they won't yell at me 'cause they thought
I was checking with you.

Elaine: Okay, that's it. I think that's enough, see you later.

The agent returns.

Agent: I'm sorry, my supervisor says there's nothing we can do.

Jerry: Yeah, it looked as if you were in a real conversation over there.

Agent: But we do have a compact if you would like that.

Jerry: Fine.

Agent: Alright. We have a blue Ford Escort for you Mr. Seinfeld. Would you
like insurance?

Jerry: Yeah, you better give me the insurance, because I am gonna beat the hell
out of this car.

Agent: Please fill this out.

 

[boomer6447]

My all time favorite....

"It's a Festivus Miracle"...spoken by Cosmo
When Elaines's "friends" from the OTB show up at the Castanza's house for the
Festivus Celebration..

 

[FoBoT]

soup nazi

"no soup for you!! one year!"

 

[damiano]

any scene that has cosmo in it..
he is the funniest thing in television

 

[Reliant]

Kramer - "I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin every minute of it!"

 

[damiano]

Originally posted by: Reliant
Kramer - "I'm out there Jerry and I'm lovin every minute of it!"

amen...
this guy is great

 

[Parrotheader]

From "The Marine Biologist" episode (the best ever IMO):

GEORGE: The sea was angry that day, my friends, [pause] like an old man trying to send back soup in a deli. I got about 50 feet out and, suddenly, the great beast appeared before me. I tell you, he was 10 stories high if he was a foot. As if sensing my presence, he let out a great bellow. I said, "Easy, big fella!" And then, as I watched him struggling, I realized something was obstructing its breathing. From where I was standing, I could see directly into the eye of the great fish.

JERRY: Mammal.

GEORGE: Whatever.

KRAMER: Then, what did you do next?

GEORGE: Then, from out of nowhere, a huge tidal wave lifted me, tossed me like a cork, and I found myself right on top of him ? face to face with the blowhole! I could barely see from the waves crashing down upon me, but I knew something was there. So I reached my hand in [reaches into his coat], felt around, and pulled out the obstruction. [Pulls out his hand, then shows golf ball.]

KRAMER: Is that a Titleist?

GEORGE: [Nods.]

KRAMER: A hole in one, huh?

 

[hopeless879]

From the episode The Andrea Doria when George goes in front of the housing comitee to get the apartment he wants. He starts telling stories of his suffering. LMAO

 

[Oakie]

Some of your quotes

 

[NetworkDad]

Ok...i may be the only one out there, and this may be un-PC, but here goes:


Seinfeld sucked.

 

[Maverick]

too many to pick just one

 

[Aves]

Anytime Elaine says "GET OUT!" because you know she's about shove someone hard enough to knock them on their ass.

 

[lilFajita]

"SERENITY NOW!"

 

[jm0ut]

Originally posted by: NetworkDad
Ok...i may be the only one out there, and this may be un-PC, but here goes:


Seinfeld sucked.

Man, You must have only seen the series finally.

My favorite quote would be anything Putty said!

 

[petrek]

Kramer "You got this job interview and you're a little nervous. Well throw back a couple of shots of Hennigans and and you'll be as loose as a goose and ready to roll in no time, and because it's odorless, why, it'll be our little secret."

Kramer (starts singing and dancing) "H-E-Double N-I'

Jerry "Kramer"

Kramer "yap"

Jerry "That'll do"

 

[Kojak]

Ok...i may be the only one out there, and this may be un-PC, but here goes:


Seinfeld sucked.

Network Dad...GET OUT!

Too many to list, but here are few of my favorite scenes:

The scene at the end when Kramer wears the Magical Techno-colored Dream Coat, a pimp hat, and cane while getting arrested trying to remove a hooker from his pink Caddy parked at Jiffy Park.

Kramer hanging out the window of a cab yelling at Jerry like a Native Indian to show him the wooden Indian, given to him by Elaine, while Jerry is apologizing to a Native American woman whom he offended earlier. "Hey Jerry! Look at what I got! Wooo Wooo Wooo!

 

[Rob9874]

On "The Contest," in reference to why women can't participate in a contest about...you know (I'm at work, can't post it).

Elaine: Women shave their legs!
Kramer: Not every day

For those who don't get it, Kramer's pointing out that whereas there are some thing that women do, men do them every day. Like....well, you know.

 

[luv2chill]

I love when these threads pop up. I was laughing just reading these posts. But you're right... picking one is just too hard. I guess I'll try anyway.

Oh, and NetworkDad: No you're not the only one. My elderly parents don't like the show either. They say they're just too old to relate to it. Maybe that's your problem as well?

"Sorry, the card says Moops"



l2c

 

[ChurchOfSubgenius]

"Bacterial meningitis... Jackpot!"
"Gonnorhea? You wanna trade?"
"Sorry buddy, this is the Hamlet of diseases. Severe pain, nausea, delusions... It's got everything."

Micky and Kramer in acting class

 

[Nitemare]

mulva
nipple
george whacking
bra hunting

Jeez take your pick, every show had worthwhile quotes in it.

Blah... the links are dead..
First one was where Seinfeld's date had a named that rhymed with a female's anatomy
Second one was Elaine sending out a Christmas card to everybody that showed her nipple
Third was George's mom after she walked in on him whacking
Fourth was George's dad complaining about his wife not being able to find a bra...I can walk into a room and find some underwear in less than 2 minutes...

 

[Balthazar]

Originally posted by: Rob9874
On "The Contest," in reference to why women can't participate in a contest about...you know (I'm at work, can't post it).

Elaine: Women shave their legs!
Kramer: Not every day

For those who don't get it, Kramer's pointing out that whereas there are some thing that women do, men do them every day. Like....well, you know.

I'm afraid I don't understand....
Please explain....