Favorite Rodney Dangerfield Lines

[daveshel]

But it looks good on YOU!

 

[mpitts]

You must've been somethin' before electricity..

 

[daveshel]

Don't sell yourself short. You're a hell of a slouch.

 

[Tea Bag]

It this gets any more exciting, a funeral is gonnna break out!

 

[Quasmo]

no respect.

 

[anxi80]

[thornton gasps after he accidentally opens up a shower curtain at a girls sorority and quickly closes it]
thornton: im sorry, i didnt see a thing, i promise!
[pauses for a second, reopens up the curtain]
thornton: by the way, you're perfect!

 

[daveshel]

Drinks're on me. Everybody get laid!

 

[geno]

Just watched Caddyshack in his honor

"Guy's callin me a baboon! Must think I'm his wife!"

 

[geno]

Originally posted by: daveshel
Don't sell yourself short. You're a hell of a slouch.

That was Chevy Chase...

 

[Sandor]

When I was 8 years old, my parents sent me to a child psychologist- the kid knew nothin'!

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Tea Bag
It this gets any more exciting, a funeral is gonnna break out!

 

[DAGTA]

"I just got head from Amelia Earheart!"
"My dingy is bigger than your whole boat!"
"Hey, you scratched my anchor!"

All Caddyshack lines... that movie still cracks me up everytime I watch it.

 

[dsfunk]

buy this hat I bet you get a free bowl of soup

 

[jamesave]

Behind every good man, there is a woman with good behind.

 

[Jhill]

Bring us a pitcher of beer every seven minutes until somebody passes out. And then bring one every ten minutes.


Really? Well, maybe you can help me straighten out my Longfellow.


And just remember, the best thing about kids... is making them!


All from the same movie

 

[mattyrug]

Girls, this is Lou,
Lou, these are Girls!!

or

My Wife, she cut me down to once a week, that's alright 2 guys I know she cut out completely!

RIP Rodney, maybe now you'll get some respect!

 

[pulse8]

I was listening to an interview today where he said:

"Canada? They started a country and nobody showed up!"

 

[trilks]

"Bring us a pitcher of beer every 5 minutes until someone passes out. Then bring one every 10 minutes."

 

[Bateluer]

Wait, Rodney Dangerfield is dead? When did he die?

 

[Goosemaster]

Originally posted by: Bateluer
Wait, Rodney Dangerfield is dead? When did he die?

No respect I tells ya...no repespect...

 

[dr150]

When he asked an Ted Knight's wife for a dance at the ball in "Caddyshack": "How would you like to earn a dollar........the HARD way!"

 

[dr150]

Yes, he died. God bless the guy. He'll be missed.

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[LanFear]

The Triple Lindig!!!!

God Bless Rodney

 

[Tweak155]

I was so poor when I was growin up, if I wasnt a boy, i'd have nothin to play with.

 

[klah]

How Rodney Got His Name

What's in a Name?

I tell you, with me nothing works out. I always get stuck. That's how I got my name, RODNEY DANGERFIELD.

When I went into show business I saw an ad in the paper. It said: "Improve Your Personalilty..." So, I went to see the man.

He told me my personality was okay but my name was my problem.

I said to him, "My name? How could a name be a problem? Even William Shakespeare said, 'What's in a name?"

He said, "Who?"

I said, "William Shakespeare."

He said, "Look, do you want to listen to me or do you want to listen to your friends?"

I said to him, "I don't understand. Is it good to change your name?"

He said, "Of course I always keep changing my name. In fact, right now I can give you a very good deal. I can give you a new name for five hundred dollars".

I said, "Five hundred dollars! That's a lot of money."

He said, "It's a great name. It's a name once people hear it, they'll start saying it."

I said, "What's the name?"

He said, "Rodney Dangerfield."

I said, "RODNEY DANGERFIELD?"

He said, "See, you just heard it, and your're starting to say it! Listen to me, take the name."

I said, "Wait a minute. Suppose I use the name and I don't like it. Can I bring it back?" He said, "Of course. All I ask is one thing. While you're using the name, don't give it a bad name!"

So I decided to call myself Rodney Dangerfield. As soon as I got home, I thought to myself I made a mistake. I called the guy up. I said, "Look, I want my money back. This is Rodney Dangerfield."

He said, "Who?"

I said, "Dangerfield! Don't you remember?"

He said, "Oh, yeah, Shakespeare's friend."

I said, "Look, I don't want the name."

He said, "Don't be foolish. Try it for two weeks. I guarantee you'll like it."
I tried the name for two weeks, I still didn't like it. I went to bring it back. I couldn't find the guy.

He changed his name.