" Have you ever noticed? When driving anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. "
" Whenever you read a good book, it's like the author is right there, in the room talking to you, which is why I don't like to read good books. "
" Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, 'Where have I gone wrong?' Then a voice says to me, 'This is going to take more than one night. "
" I now have proof that light travels faster than sound. Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak. "
" I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate. And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it. "
" Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, you just get a sense of it and then you look away."
" To me, it's a good idea to always carry two sacks of something when you walk around. That way, if anybody says, "Hey, can you give me a hand?" You can say, "Sorry, got these sacks." "
" I'm still trying to figure out why kamikaze pilots wore helmets. I mean... does that make sense to you?"