Favorite Quotes/Sayings

[ArMs]

I know there have been threads like this before, but it's been awhile, and people have said so many more stupid things so that we may mock them.
My favorite quotes would be contained within the pages of Omega Dog. Check out Drolmai, Not so Famous Quotes, and Brain Enemas. (Kevin Cramer is my cousin if you keep exploring the site.)

 

[Josh]

1. "Nani?"
2. "Hip-hop-hip-hop-a-tamus"
3. "Hai!"

 

[tim0thy]

without a doubt...

Fu*kin' A

 

[Czar]

Peace is not kept by force but understanding.

 

[ArMs]

Wow, I thought there would be substantially more posts than this...

"The I don't recycle Theorem."
"Matter cannot be created nor destroyed, therefore I don't give a damn if it is displaced!"
-Brian Iovino

"I don't lie, I just tell the truth about a lot of stuff that never really happened"
-Kevin Cramer

"An object in motion tends to stay in motion unless acted upon by the slow down faries."
-Newton's first law of physics. (Since been revised)

 

[urbantechie]

Don't fix it if it ain't broken!

 

[Isla]

<< &quot;I don't lie, I just tell the truth about a lot of stuff that never really happened&quot; >>



I'll have to remember this one...

 

[JokerF15]

mines in my sig!!

 

[64bitloopy]

&quot;strong words are often the sign of a week mind.&quot;

&quot;everyday is good when it is yesterday.&quot;

 

[konichiwa]

&quot;Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is
but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man
saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket.&quot;
-- Mark Twain (1835-1910)

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&quot;I think we consider too much the good luck of the early bird, and not enough
the bad luck of the early worm.&quot;
-- Franklin Delano Roosevelt (1882-1945)

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Why is &quot;bra&quot; singular and &quot;panties&quot; plural?
-George Carlin

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&quot;Men kick friendship around like a football, but it doesn't seem to crack. Women
treat it like glass and it goes to pieces.&quot;
-- Anne Spencer Morrow Lindbergh (b. 1906)

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I'll think of some more as they come to me.

 

[Killbat]

Any outburst by Vash. Trigun

 

[kami]

If you want an assload of quotes just go to my site (see sig)

 

[ArMs]

Justification of any act is irrelevant if the desired outcome is achieved. The only thing you will accomplish is the silence of a public stricken with the disease known as stupidity.

 

[ArMs]

I think I'll post this one seperately just to become a senior member.

This page will be a political and ideological platform for those with the true way of thinking. The intellectual minority if you will.

 

[BigKev]

&quot;It's only a penalty if you get caught&quot;
&quot;It's only a foul if you draw blood&quot;
&quot;There are no such things as ties, you either win or YOU SUCK&quot;

 

[sawdust]

two days from now tomorrow will be yesterday:confused

 

[guyver01]

My favorite quote is in my sig too..

 

[Sephiroth_IX]

&quot;Puff Puff Give.&quot;

 

[AndyHui]

originality is the art of concealing your sources....

 

[goldboyd]

Tell them, it wasn't easy. When they look back and see 125 wins, tell them we never took a single one for granted. Teach them about our passion and our patience. If they ask who was our star, give them 25 names. And if you forget our names, just tell them we were YANKEES. And in the season of our lives, we became a team. A team that made people believe that baseball could be magic, and men could be perfect.

 

[Windogg]

&quot;Beauty is in the eye of the beer-holder&quot;
&quot;Money can'y buy happiness but a Ferrari comes pretty damn close&quot;
&quot;Procrastincation is like masturbation, you're only screwing yourself&quot; <== Former Sig

Windogg

 

[3615buck]

&quot;640 Kbytes of memory is more than enough&quot;

 

[jimmygates]

&quot;Sh!t doesn't happen, A$$holes create them.&quot;
&quot;I was born in this world without enough middle fingers.&quot;


-Jimbo

 

[abracadabra1]

below

 

[denali]

Three can keep a secret if two are dead.
--Motto of the Hell's Angels