GTX 280: Crysis on ultra high at 1920x1200? Oh baby.
Lucasi 706 pool cue: I find my game improving a great deal now that I have my own personal cue and don't have to continually adjust to the particular idiosyncracies of your average bar cue. It pisses my friends off that I can regularly beat them now. Who could ask for anything more?
80 GB Zune: Because fuck Apple, that's why. That and it's fun to give elderly people a ride (not like that, pervert, I meant in my car... and still not like that. Pervert.) and have Lil Jon start blasting out the stereo (Til the sweat drips down my... Shit, sorry Mrs. Nelson!)
Cell phone. OK, the phone itself is just a phone (with Tetris!), but it's my first cell phone where I'm not sharing a plan with anyone (no family, no girlfriend... freedom!).
Cable. The novelty of this is still fresh, since I just had it installed, but being able to watch sports in high definition, not to mention the On Demand and HBO, is just great. Oh, and my average gaming ping went from 100 to 30. And I can download porn so fast, I'm going to need a bank of hard drives to hold it all. Booyah.