Favorite pickup lines=

[Rage187]

I forgot where I heard this, but still my favorite:



Excuse me, does this smell like chloroform?

 

[freakflag]

So, I suppose a blowjob is out of the question...wanna fvck?

 

[Rage187]

Want to go back to my place, order some pizza and f#$%?


Why? you dont like pizza???

 

[lowfatbaconboy]

if you were a pirate would you keep your parrot on this shoulder *put hand on their shoulder closest to you*
or this shoulder *move hand to other shoulder*

 

[Feldenak]

Nice shoes, can I lick your ****.

 

[jcwagers]

There is no such thing as a good pickup line. Pickup lines = teh sux0rz

 

[xEDIT409]

if you dont come in the car with me now, you may never see your family again...

this line works like a charm every time!

 

[Rage187]

Your mom said I didnt need the secret word.

^ roflmao

 

[LOLyourFace]

ATOT classics:

sup bitch, prom?

well, it ain't gonna suck itself

 

[flxnimprtmscl]

Just ask her what she wants for breakfast in the morning. I actually used this just fvcking around once and it worked. Considering the fact that it worked I tried it again a week or so later. It didn't go so well that time.

 

[yobarman]

my guide to life!

 

[Warthog912]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
ATOT classics:

sup bitch, prom?

well, it ain't gonna suck itself

hehe, those are great

 

[TechnoKid]

Hi.

 

[StormRider]

I'm really small "down there". What are my chances for some sympathy sex?

 

[Sluggo]

Originally posted by: yobarman
my guide to life!

Even better when paired with this

 

[Rage187]

I'm like a baby down there.























8 pounds 6 ounces

 

[eakers]

can you help me with my algebra homework?

well, can you help me solve u+i = 69?

 

[flyfish]

Hey baby ... wana wrestle? he he.

 

[mdcrab]

Do I know you or is it just wishful thinking?

 

[thomsbrain]

hey baby, i play in a band.

 

[fyleow]

Hi

 

[kcklla]

Originally posted by: LOLyourFace
ATOT classics:

sup bitch, prom?

well, it ain't gonna suck itself

I was asking a girl to prom once and I got this one, used it, and it worked. I had some lowers to go with it but it was funny as hell

 

[DarkAssassin]

I bet you 20 bucks that you'll turn me down.