Favorite Onion Video/Story?

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PottedMeat

PottedMeat

Lifer
Apr 17, 2002
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Roof On Fire Claims Lives of 43 Party People: http://www.theonion.com/articles/roof-on-fire-claims-lives-of-43-party-people,1584/

Apple Introduces IWheel: http://www.theonion.com/video/apple-introduces-revolutionary-new-laptop-with-no,14299/

Black Bear Attacks, Rapes Zookeeper: http://members.fortunecity.com/mtracey/christy.htm ( I know it was originally an onion article, lost the real link / taken down )

A long series of Herbert Kornfeld Articles:
Keep Your Fucking Shit Off My Desk
http://www.theonion.com/articles/keep-your-fucking-shit-off-my-desk,16508/

What Y'all Heard About Tha CPA Convention Be LIES
http://www.theonion.com/articles/what-yall-heard-about-tha-cpa-convention-be-lies,16285/

Take This Job And Love It
http://www.theonion.com/articles/take-this-job-and-love-it,16318/

sadly they killed him off in 2007

there are a lot more i'm forgetting
 
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Born2bwire

Born2bwire

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Oct 28, 2005
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slayer202 said:
a recent good one

The 2am virus that infects computers of the drunk and steals credit card info to make purchases

http://www.theonion.com/video/insidious-worm-makes-unauthorized-purchases-when-c,14399/#next-page
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Yeah that's a really good one. The videos segments that they have been doing have been really really good. Too many to choose from.

My favorite: http://www.theonion.com/video/dominos-scientists-test-limits-of-what-humans-will,14252/

http://www.theonion.com/video/boys-tragic-death-could-have-happened-to-any-famil,17024/

http://www.theonion.com/video/taco-bells-new-green-menu-takes-no-ingredients-fro,14348/
 
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chuckywang

Lifer
Jan 12, 2004
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Born2bwire said:
Yeah that's a really good one. The videos segments that they have been doing have been really really good. Too many to choose from.

My favorite: http://www.theonion.com/video/dominos-scientists-test-limits-of-what-humans-will,14252/

http://www.theonion.com/video/boys-tragic-death-could-have-happened-to-any-famil,17024/

http://www.theonion.com/video/taco-bells-new-green-menu-takes-no-ingredients-fro,14348/
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HAHAHHAHAH, "In international news, the equivalent of 5 Americans died in Afghanistan today."

It's funny cause it's making fun of media treating foreign soldier deaths as less important than American soldier deaths.
 
Fritzo

Fritzo

Lifer
Jan 3, 2001
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I like that one where they make a fake news story, and they parody some aspect of a topicla subject hoping some unsuspecting reader with think it's real or you'll get bored half way though because you know it's fake and the joke wore off 3 years ago.

Oh wait....

EDIT: OK, The Boy That Found His Own ET is pretty good :)
 
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