Favorite Newbie Quotes

[Scootin159]

Just post your favorite newbie questions in here. Like the ones that just scream ignorance. Please no personal attacks on any newbies in these forums however (keep quotes anonymous).

 

[Kenazo]

fav newbie quote:
"I hate it when newbies nef around here"
Posted by someone a while ago, who'd been here all of 5 days and was a jr.member

 

[5489]

this one stupid guy named 5489, he posted something funny. cant seem to recall.......

 

[Scootin159]

<< this one stupid guy named 5489, he posted something funny. cant seem to recall....... >>



Yeah, I'm glad old posts get deleted, otherwise I'm sure I would provide a few good ones as well .

 

[AnthraX101]

"She couldn't have broken her computer! She doesnt know anything about them!"



Armani

 

[AmazonRasta]

Regarding Counterstrike - "How do I buy stuff?"

 

[JediHacker]

"were's the any key" My Gramma

 

[Scootin159]

"I can't believe nobody thought of this before, but why can't you just flip the switch on the back from 110 to 220 to make it run twice as fast?"

 

[loup garou]

There was some n00b in Hot Deals who thought the mod quote in somebody's sig was a real mod-edit banning the poster of the thread, so he went off on the mods, and I quote:



<< >BANNED!
>
>Stop Being Gay.
>
>AnandTech Moderator

How old is this moderator? 13? I'm confused - Were you banning him because he typed a decent deal in a funny manner, because you didn't like the deal he posted, or because you didn't like his perceived sexual orientation?

I think you need to grow up and someone in charge needs to take your moderator permissions away.

>>

 

[Scootin159]

<< There was some guy in Hot Deals who thought the mod quote in somebody's sig was a real mod-edit banning the poster of the thread, so he went off on the mods, and I quote:



<< >BANNED!
>
>Stop Being Gay.
>
>AnandTech Moderator

How old is this moderator? 13? I'm confused - Were you banning him because he typed a decent deal in a funny manner, because you didn't like the deal he posted, or because you didn't like his perceived sexual orientation?

I think you need to grow up and someone in charge needs to take your moderator permissions away.

>>

>>



LOL, wish I could've seen that one

 

[gygheyzeus]

<< << >BANNED!
>
>Stop Being Gay.
>
>AnandTech Moderator

How old is this moderator? 13? I'm confused - Were you banning him because he typed a decent deal in a funny manner, because you didn't like the deal he posted, or because you didn't like his perceived sexual orientation?

I think you need to grow up and someone in charge needs to take your moderator permissions away.

>>

>> >>




ahahahah. they're so cute when they're young!

 

[Kenazo]

<< when newbies making fun of newbies forget to close their html.. [/q ......... >>



oh wait he did now...