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Favorite Movie or TV show quote?

What's your favorite Movie or TV show quote? Here's Mine:

"I now pronounce you man and wife. Proceed with the execution." - The African Queen :Q😀😀😀 hehe. It has a ring of truth to it. hehe. 😀
 
Steve Martin from LA Story.
'I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.'
 
One of my favorites is from Trainspotting:

Renton: I'm going to get it right this time. Going to get it set up and get off it for good.
Swanney: Sure, sure, I've heard it before.
Renton: The Sick Boy method.
Swanney: Yeah, well it certainly worked for him.
Renton: He's always been lacking in moral fiber.
Swanney: He knows a lot about Sean Connery.
Renton: That's hardly a substitute.
 
Some of my favorites


PI:
main Character, Narrating: When I was little, my mother told me not to stare into the sun, so when I was six I did


Apocalypse Now:
Kernal Kurtz: Horror and moral terror are your friends. If they are not, then they are enemies to be feared.
the helicopter pilot guy: I love the smell of napalm in the morning!
the generals orders: Terminate with Extreme Prejudice


Falling Down:
William "D-FENS" Foster: [to The Golfer that is having a heart attack] Yeah! And now you're gonna die, wearing that stupid little hat. How does it feel?

Annoying Man at Phone Booth: Excuse me... Hey, exCUSE ME! I don't know if you have noticed it or not, but there are other people waiting to use the phone here.
William "D-FENS" Foster: There are?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: Yeah!
William "D-FENS" Foster: People want to use the phone?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: That's right, you selfish asshole!
William "D-FENS" Foster: That's too bad. You know what?
Annoying Man at Phone Booth: What?
William "D-FENS" Foster: [firing a machine gun into the phone booth] I think it's out of order.


The Outlaw Josey Wales: (this movie is Loaded with awesome quotes ... probably my favorite western of all time (though the good, the bad, and the ugly is close)

Josey Wales: Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is.

Senator: There's a saying, Fletcher: To the victor belongs the spoils.
Fletcher: There's another saying, Senator: Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining.

Lone Watie: All I have is a piece of hard candy. But it's not for eating. It's for lookin through.

Josey Wales: When I get to likin' someone, they ain't around long.
Lone Watie: I notice when you get to DISlikin' someone they ain't around for long neither!

Josey Wales: You a bounty hunter?
Bounty Hunter: A man has to do something these days to earn a living.
Josey Wales: Dyin' ain't much of a living boy!

Jamie: Too bad we don't have time to bury those fellas proper like.
Josey Wales: To hell with those fellas. Buzzards have to eat, same as worms.

Lone Watie: We thought about it for a long time, "Endeavor to persevere." And when we had thought about it long enough, we declared war on the Union.


Dirty Harry

Harry Callahan: I know what you're thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement, I've kinda lost track myself. But being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya punk?


Spaceballs:
Dark Helmet: What's the matter, Colonel Sandurz? CHICKEN???

Colonel Sandurz: Sir, do you think we're being too literal?
Dark Helmet: No, he said to comb the desert!


Shawshank Redemption:
Red: [narrating] I have no idea to this day what those two Italian ladies were singing about. Truth is, I don't want to know. Some things are best left unsaid. I'd like to think they were singing about something so beautiful, it can't be expressed in words, and makes your heart ache because of it. I tell you, those voices soared higher and farther than anybody in a gray place dares to dream. It was like some beautiful bird flapped into our drab little cage and made those walls dissolve away, and for the briefest of moments, every last man in Shawshank felt free.

Andy Dufresne: Get busy living, or get busy dying.
 
Cheers:

Frasier: "Tell me Cliff, what color is the sky in your world?"



Sam: "How's the world treating you Norm?"
Norm: "Like a baby treats a diaper."
 
Principal: "And this concludes the UN School's Field Day. Like the real UN there was a lot of heated gibberish but nothing was accomplished, and we send the bill to Uncle Sam. "

-The Critic
 
Steve Martin from LA Story.
'I could never be a woman, 'cause I'd just stay home and play with my breasts all day.'

mmmmmm.......breasts. Thank the Lord for breasts!

End of days:

Arnie shoots Belushi:

belushi: OUCH!
Arnie:What, that hurt?
Belushi: of course it did, you f*cking shot me!


There are loads of others, may post some here later.
 
Sam Carter: I'm an Air Force officer just like you are, Colonel. And just because my reproductive organs are on the inside instead of the outside doesn't mean I can't handle whatever you can handle.

O'Neill: Oh, this has nothing to do with you being a woman. I like women. I've just got a little problem with scientists.

Sam Carter: Well, Colonel, I logged over 100 hours over enemy airspace during the Gulf War. Is that tough enough for you... or are we going to have to arm wrestle?

O'Neill: So what's your impression of Alar?

Teal'c: That he is concealing something.

O'Neill: Like what?

Teal'c: I am unsure - he is concealing it.

A couple from Stargate SG-1
 
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