Favorite Mike Tyson Quotes

[TheNinja]

I thought it would be pretty funny and interesting to list out favorite Mike Tyson quotes. Paraphrase a little if you absolutely have to. And I hope Mike doesn't read this b/c that is honestly one guy who scares the crap out of me.

I'll start it off:
When Tyson is being interviewed by a woman..."I usually don't answer questions in an interview with women unless I have fornicated with her, so I think we are done talking here.........unless" (And sort of looks at her real creepy like).

 

[pyonir]

"I'm gonna eat his childrens"

 

[fs5]

it's a tie with

"I'll eat your children" or something like that to lennox lewis, and lewis replying "he's mad, I don't even have children."

and

the quote about boxing a tiger or lion if the pay was right.

 

[LemonHead]

"I'm an ear man myself!"

Well, he should have said it!

 

[cherrytwist]

Referring to his opponent after a fight:

"I think he be scrutinizin' with my brain"

 

[Ynog]

"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating."

 

[Encryptic]

Originally posted by: LemonHead
"I'm an ear man myself!"

Well, he should have said it!

Perhaps he should have said:

"Lend me your ears"?

"An ear for an ear"?

"Ear today, gone tomorrow"?

"Ear's looking at you, kid"?

"Only ears and steers come from Texas"?

 

[filmmaker]

Originally posted by: pyonir
"I'm gonna eat his childrens"

 

[UncleWai]

"I guess I am gonna fade into bolivan"

 

[TheNinja]

His best rant using big words and all:

"Lennox Lewis, I'm coming for you man. My style is impetuous. My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious. I want your heart. I want to eat his children. Praise be to Allah!"

 

[BG4533]

Originally posted by: UncleWai
"I guess I am gonna fade into bolivan"

 

[Judgement]

..."I usually don't answer questions in an interview with women unless I have fornicated with her, so I think we are done talking here.........unless"

LOL I've never seen that one before. Reminds me of when he was on the Jimmy Kimmel Show and Ali Laundry came on and he sang karaoke to her LMFAO!

I wish I could find somewhere to download that footage

Then of course when him and Kimmel were on the helium... Mike Tyson on helium hahhahahh

 

[stormbv]

"The doctors have me on Zoloft to keep me from killin' y'all."

 

[ElFenix]

after getting his arse handed to him by lewis when he thanked lewis for giving him a $10 million payday

 

[Johnlee]

The thrid part to the "eat his childrens" and Lewis's retort, "I don't even have children" was the classic, "But he can eat my LEFT HOOK!"

 

[LAUST]

"I tip my hand to Lennox Lewis"

 

[Nocturnal]

"My back is broken"

"What do you mean your back is broken?"

"My back is broken"

"Praise be to Allah"