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Favorite Microsoft-ism's

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LordRaiden

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Everyone loves to make fun of Microsoft, and I'm no exception. I love to pick on them, because they deserve ever bit of it. 🙂

The best part is all of the little "Microsoft-ism's" that have developed because of them. Here are a few of my favorites.

1. "I'm sorry, but use of your brain has beed depricated with this version of windows. Please discontinue use of it at this time."
2. "Disable your brain and hand over your credit cards. We'll then let you use our computer."
3. "640k of memory ought to be enough for anybody." (had to get that one right away. hehe.)
4. "A your cash are belong to us."
5. "We are Microsoft. Thinking is futile. We will assimilate you."

Ok, pass along your favorite Microsoft-ism's! 😀
 
Bashing Microsoft is like bashing an autistic child. Doing so makes you feel better, but you're really not above them.

Face it folks, without a lot of things Microsoft has done, we *may* not be as advanced with hardware and software as we are today? MS pushed for standards like USB, CDroms and sound cards into everyone's machine. I'm not saying they are the greatest thing since sliced bread, but MS has brought MANY things to home users that we may not have had without them.

vash
 
Originally posted by: LordRaiden
Everyone loves to make fun of Microsoft, and I'm no exception. I love to pick on them, because they deserve ever bit of it. 🙂

The best part is all of the little "Microsoft-ism's" that have developed because of them. Here are a few of my favorites.

1. "I'm sorry, but use of your brain has beed depricated with this version of windows. Please discontinue use of it at this time."
2. "Disable your brain and hand over your credit cards. We'll then let you use our computer."
3. "640k of memory ought to be enough for anybody." (had to get that one right away. hehe.)
4. "A your cash are belong to us."
5. "We are Microsoft. Thinking is futile. We will assimilate you."

Ok, pass along your favorite Microsoft-ism's! 😀
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wtf?
 
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