So I have a second interview coming up next week and I'm looking for some buzz words to throw down if I'm in need.
Any suggestions?
I was thinking Web 3.140?
Any suggestions?
I was thinking Web 3.140?
Favorite IT buzz word?
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ultimatebob
Lifer
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I had an interview today...technically yesterday
Just know what the hell you are talking abut is what I recommend...
on the other hand ...say NAC...and SOA.....and mention SPA...ERP.....10 times loudly during the interview...
They might turn on your though
Just know what the hell you are talking abut is what I recommend...
on the other hand ...say NAC...and SOA.....and mention SPA...ERP.....10 times loudly during the interview...
They might turn on your though
we're fvcked?
That's our most common line in Operations. For help desk, its 'mother of god, three year olds know not to mix electronics and water...'
That's our most common line in Operations. For help desk, its 'mother of god, three year olds know not to mix electronics and water...'
JulesMaximus
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IronWing
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Solutions - Crap your company doesn't need
Enterprise Solutions - really expensive crap your company doesn't need
IT Security - You've just handed management of your entire company over to some bitchy nazi in IT. The IT folks now have veto power over all decisions.
IT Security, def ii - All that silly crap employees have to defeat to get solitare reloaded on their computers
Innovation Driven - Lack of business model
Performance Driven - Corporate re-invention of communist central planning. Unachievable goals are declared by executives, mid-level managers pretend to achieve them, executives get bonuses.
Customer Service - phone tree
Focused Customer Service - phone tree w/ ads
Green Computing - The new Enterprise Solution that'll be in the landfill in three years now ships in corn starch based packing peanuts.
Greening the Enterprise - Send out fifty million flyers, printed with soy ink, extolling the virtues of your company for switching to a Green Enterprise Solution.
Power Management - Move the noisy server away from the manager's office.
Enterprise Solutions - really expensive crap your company doesn't need
IT Security - You've just handed management of your entire company over to some bitchy nazi in IT. The IT folks now have veto power over all decisions.
IT Security, def ii - All that silly crap employees have to defeat to get solitare reloaded on their computers
Innovation Driven - Lack of business model
Performance Driven - Corporate re-invention of communist central planning. Unachievable goals are declared by executives, mid-level managers pretend to achieve them, executives get bonuses.
Customer Service - phone tree
Focused Customer Service - phone tree w/ ads
Green Computing - The new Enterprise Solution that'll be in the landfill in three years now ships in corn starch based packing peanuts.
Greening the Enterprise - Send out fifty million flyers, printed with soy ink, extolling the virtues of your company for switching to a Green Enterprise Solution.
Power Management - Move the noisy server away from the manager's office.
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