Favorite Game Lines

[OptimumSlinky]

Pretty much any of the unit quotes from StarCraft 1/2. The shit they say when you keep clicking them is hysterical.

Also, all the quotes from the commando in the original Command & Conquer... "That was left handed!"

 

[Maximilian]

" Awaken my child, and embrace the glory that is your birthright. Know that I am the Overmind; the eternal will of the Swarm, and that you have been created to serve me."

 

[dust]

"A sniper without a sniper gun is just a guy with a gun" - Borderlands Zen

 

[ConstipatedVigilante]

"We need more gold!"
"We require more minerals."
"You just shot a seagull!" - Full Throttle

 

[mmntech]

"Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" - HK-47 from KOTOR

 

[Born2bwire]

Plenty from Sam and Max...
"But wait. Acts of mindless violence are my forte"
"Facilities be damned, I need a bathroom"

I'm sure Monkey Island has lots but it's been too long since I played... must break it out again.

and more Minsc classics:
"When the going gets tough, someone hold my rodent!"
"A den of stinking evil. Cover your nose Boo! We will leave no crevice untouched! "

Hah. The one that stuck with me through all these years is:

"It appears that old Mr. Bosco is generously giving away his profits to the underprivileged ski-mask wearing youth of the neighborhood again."

 

[zinfamous]

"Shall we find something to kill to cheer ourselves up?" - HK-47 from KOTOR

HK-47 is gold:

Translation: 98% probability that members of the miniature organic's tribe are being held by Sand People, master. Doubtless he wishes assistance. ... Translation: 2% probability that the miniature organic is simply looking for trouble and needs to be blasted. That may be wishful thinking on my part, master.

Translation: He requires proof of good faith. We must make a contribution to his people that shows we are not a threat. Shall I blast him now, master?

http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Quote:HK-47



"Shall I blast him now" is always my favorite part.

 

[Mr. Pedantic]

Oh man, Minsc is such a classic.

Ah, we are all heroes: You and Boo and I... Hamsters and rangers everywhere REJOICE!!!

 

[Elcs]

"The penalty for dumping urine canisters in the trade lane ranges from nine hundred thousand credits to death."

"Stop shooting me! I dropped my glasses!" - In a suitably whiney and geeky voice

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

"Brains are quite rich in cholesterol."

 

[Alamat]

" They came from....behind..."
"Are you threatening me?"

 

[Raduque]

You can't eat me! I'M HERBERT MOON!

 

[nyker96]

Dr Z in borderlands:

"who needs a real doctor when you got my machines and their scary needles?"

tf2 lines also great. so many!

 

[SetecAstronomy]

"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Enjoying yourself?"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"It doesn't get any better than this!"

Warcraft 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_A1GNx0M9M

 

[ImpulsE69]

"Women have more hiding places than men." - MGS

/end thread

 

[ibex333]

Blessed, is the mind too small for doubt....

----Warhammer 40k: Dawn of War

 

[s44]

"Women have more hiding places than men." - MGS

"Boo is small and evasive, and there is ever so much of Minsc to search!"
"Eew, I don't really wanna think about that too much."

 

[OptimumSlinky]

"I'm Commander Shepherd, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."

 

[AFurryReptile]

"I need your sword, not your dick."

- Triss, the Witcher 2

 

[zinfamous]

"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Enjoying yourself?"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"Your sound card works perfectly"
"It doesn't get any better than this!"

Warcraft 2
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q_A1GNx0M9M

lol, that probably is my most-repeated game sound.

WC2 was always a PITA to install on my system back then. It would always lock up because default IRQ for the sound and graphics was always fucked, so you had to manually adjust them in the install.

remember those days?

 

[dust]

"Remember, bullets cost resources, so do your part by dying quickly!"- Knoxx DLC

 

[Born2bwire]

lol, that probably is my most-repeated game sound.

WC2 was always a PITA to install on my system back then. It would always lock up because default IRQ for the sound and graphics was always fucked, so you had to manually adjust them in the install.

remember those days?

Uggh... do I?

I don't think we appreciate plug and play and USB as much as we should. I just plug in a game controller, mouse, soundcard, etc. and it fucking installs itself and is ready to work in seconds. I don't need to install the drivers and restart, I don't need to put settings in my config.sys or autoexec.bat, I don't need to juggle IRQs and DMAs, etc.

I can still vaguely remember the wrangles I had to free up enough conventional memory to get all the features of a game. Gotta load dos into high memory, need to use emm386...

 

[n7]

So many from Borderlands.

But especially this one from Moxxi...

"Now he's turned it into his personal male stabbing machine. He he, that's what she said! High-Five!... Nobody?"

Hehehe, cracks me up every time, probably especially since it's a thing in a certain group of friends i hang with.