Favorite Game Lines

[JPS35]

Let's hear 'em:

"You must first gather your party before venturing forth" - Baldur's Gate

 

[KaOTiK]

check me out everybody, I'm dancing, I'm dancing - Claptrap Boarderlands

Always gives me a chuckle

 

[WhipperSnapper]

"I'm sorry, did I blow your head apart?"

"Squeal boy! Squeal!"

"I'm on your team, you idiot!"

"I am the alpha and the omega."

"Let's Rrrrock!"

All from the original Unreal Tournament (UT99).

 

[Draax]

I thought Bulletstorm had a bunch of great lines ...

"He's my favorite robot pal, Ishi was o.k. but he wasn't fifty feet tall."

"I named him Waggleton P. Tallylicker, I never got a chance to tell him. He will be remembered."

 

[kingcold9]

"So i kicked him in the head till he was dead" Baldurs gate

 

[SaDiZTiKStyLeZ]

"Shooting things is fun and useful."

 

[Karstein]

'Greetings, you senile old hag!' - Kingdom O' Magic (there are a bunch more in there I can't remember)

 

[Fanatical Meat]

It's a tie between "warrior needs food badly" and "elf shot the food"

 

[shortylickens]

Almost everything from Bioware and Black Isle.

Most of the BG2 people had awesome dialog. KOTOR 1 was great, 2 was OK.

 

[Elcs]

Kingpin has many that I couldn't post here.

Can't think of many others off the top of my head.

 

[fire400]

To Sipher's misbehavior...

"We don't teach you to become robots here at SeeD.

We train you to think and act for yourselves."

-Head Master Cid, Balamb Garden

lol

 

[Chapbass]

Gotta love Solid Snake. Just repeats everything others say.

Otacon: You should find it in the Nuclear Warhead Storage Facility.
Snake: Nuclear Warhead Storage Facility?

Cambell: Check in the 2nd floor underground basement.
Snake: 2nd floor underground basement?

 

[JPS35]

Although not yet classic lines, but will get there; Dragon Age 2:

■Isabela: "My dear, you wouldn't consider...leaving Alistair with me, would you? Perhaps let me borrow him for a week every summer? I'm sure we could work out a deal."

■Warden: "Would you lend me your ship?"

■Isabela: "Of course not! You would misuse the ship-- Which, I suppose, is exactly what I would do with Alistair, though I suspect he would enjoy it while the ship wouldn't."

■Alistair: "Not that the idea of being borrowed isn't terribly fascinating, but let's not forget the darkspawn. There may not be a week every summer, or any summer."

■Isabela: "Darkspawn! Is this the only thing men think about these days? What about the good old obsessions? Breasts, firm buttocks, wet frocks?"

■Alistair: "Hmm... wet frocks..."


and


■Isabela: How's marriage been treating you, big girl?
■Aveline: It's been good. No, great. I'd forgotten what it was like to...
■Isabela: Be flipped ass over tits and hammered like a bent nail?
■Aveline: To. Be. Loved.
■Isabela: Oh. Right, of course.
■Aveline: Not that I'm complaining about the other thing.


Keep em' coming...

 

[zinfamous]

check me out everybody, I'm dancing, I'm dancing - Claptrap Boarderlands

Always gives me a chuckle

yeha, me too. Though I wish I could turn him off in the comm, every time I hit a new zone, and he reminds me about new bounty board missions that I don't want to do. fracking annoying.


I can't think of any specifics off the top of my head, but King's Bounty the Legend has some awesome dialogue.

 

[BladeVenom]

"Go for the eyes, Boo!" -Minsc

 

[Schadenfreude]

"Commentary: How would you like to be the wholly-owned servant to an organic meatbag? It's demeaning! If, uh, you weren't one yourself, I mean..."
―HK-47

 

[HamburgerBoy]

Jump! You can make it!

-Bob Page

 

[stahlhart]

When Sam cracks on the headless kamikaze at the start of the second level in First Encounter.

 

[JPS35]

"Go for the eyes, Boo!" -Minsc

Classic!

 

[eLiu]

"This is where th' cars live! Gitchoo one!"
-Scooter from Borderlands

i always laugh when the 'catch-a-ride' says that.

Or
"Bandits or not, those were some pristine, tail gettin' machines!"

 

[maniacalpha1-1]

"Preparing to breach and butcher, Sire!"

Medieval II Total War

 

[gonzaga1751]

"Stay awhile and listen."

-Deckard Cain

 

[DangerAardvark]

"Yes, milord." "What is it?" "More work?".

 

[Red Hawk]

"Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit and I said "Goodbye" and you were like "HECK NO" and then I was all "We pretended we were going to murder you?" That was great!" -GLaDOS

 

[datalink7]

"What can change the nature of a man?"
--Planescape: Torment