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Favorite Big Lebowski quotes

The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f**k are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the f**k are you...I'm not...We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the f**k is he talking about?

The Dude: My rug.

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f**k are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: What the f**k are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO
NOT...Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
 
Originally posted by: pulse8
The Dude: Walter, what is the point? Look, we all know who is at fault here, what the f**k are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: Huh? No, what the f**k are you...I'm not...We're talking about unchecked aggression here, dude.

Donny: What the f**k is he talking about?

The Dude: My rug.

Walter Sobchak: Forget it, Donny, you're out of your element!

The Dude: Walter, the chinaman who peed on my rug, I can't go give him a bill, so what the f**k are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: What the f**k are you talking about? The chinaman is not the issue here, dude. I'm talking about drawing a line in the sand, dude. Across this line, you DO
NOT...Also, dude, chinaman is not the preferred nomenclature. Asian-American, please.
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and
DUDE: How's the smut business, Jackie?
TREEHORN: I wouldn't know, Dude. I deal in publishing, entertainment, political advocacy, and--
DUDE: Which one was Logjammin'? 😀

 
Dude: Rug-peers did not do this. I mean look at it. Young trophy wife. Marries a guy for money but figures he isn't giving her enough. She owes money all over town--

Walter: That...fscking...b!tch!

Dude: It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin said, look for the person who will benefit. And you will, uh, you know, you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying to say--

Donny: I am the Walrus.

Walter: That fscking b!tch!

Dude: Yeah.

Donny: I am the Walrus.

Walter: Shut the fsck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin! Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!

Donny: What the fsck is he talking about?

Walter: That's fscking exactly what happened, Dude! That makes me fscking SICK!

Dude: Yeah, well, what do you care, Walter?

Donny: Yeah Dude, why is Walter so pissed off?

Walter: Those rich fscks! This whole fscking thing-- I did not watch my buddies die face down in the DIRT so that this fscking strumpet could kidnap herself!!!

Dude: I don't see any connection to Vietnam, Walter.

Walter: Well, there isn't a literal connection, Dude.
 
Walter Sobchak: OVER THE LINE!

Smokey: Huh?

Walter Sobchak: I'm sorry, Smokey. You were over the line, that's a foul.

Smokey: Bullshit. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak: Uh, excuse me. Mark it zero. Next frame.

Smokey: Bullshit, Walter. Mark it 8, Dude.

Walter Sobchak: Smokey, this is not 'Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.



Man I love this movie. 😀
 
There are at least 1000 quotes from this movie that crack me up every time.

This. . . agression. . . will not stand, man!

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You are entering a world of pain.

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Ve cut of your johnson!

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I'm just going to go find a cash machine. . .
 
"13 year olds, dude."
"The dude abides."
"That's a...bummer man; that's a bummer."
"Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue."
"Actually, Asian-American is the preferred nomenclature."

😀
 
"You know Walter, there is an unspoken message here it's fvck you, leave me the fvck alone!"


"I am the Walrus."

"Shut the fvck up Donney!"
 
Lebowski: Sure! Fvck it! That's your answer! Tattoo it on your forehead! Your answer to everything! Your "revolution" is over, Mr. Lebowski! Condolences! The bums lost! My advice is, do what your parents did! Get a job, sir! The bums will always lose-- do you hear me, Lebowski? THE BUMS WILL ALWAYS--

more quotes here
 
i like so many but this one is always good


Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fu*king trigger 'till it goes click.
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fu*ks with the Jesus.


look what i found. yull like this
 
Originally posted by: TheEvil1
i like so many but this one is always good


Jesus Quintana: Let me tell you something pendejo, you pull any of your crazy sh*t with us, you flash your piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you and stick it up your ass and pull the fu*king trigger 'till it goes click.
The Dude: Jesus.
Jesus Quintana: You said it man. Nobody fu*ks with the Jesus.
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Best Quote Ever!
 
Not really a quote, but that part where he uses a pencil on that note pad to reveal the impression of what was written on it before, and it ended up being a picture of funny stuff.
 
Walter Sobchak: He lives in North Hollywood on Radford, near the In-and-Out Burger...
The Dude: The In-and-Out Burger is on Camrose.
Walter Sobchak: Near the In-and-Out Burger...
Donny: Those are good burgers, Walter.
Walter Sobchak: Shut the f*** up, Donny.
 
Aside from all the great ones listed already...

*Police chief throws coffee mug at The Dude's head and it makes a huge clink *

FSCKIN' FASCIST!

lol best line in the whole movie

-silver
 
Donny: Woo! Im throwing rocks tonight, you guys are dead in the water!

Jesus: If you pull a piece out at me Ill stick it up your a** and pull the trigger till it goes click!

Walter: Doesnt any one give a sh*t about the rules anymore???

Great movie.

Ok somone already mentioned the Jesus quote. And I know i didnt say it right.
 
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