Favorite Anchorman Line

cruthick7

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"What?!?! You pooped in the refrigerator? And you ate a whole wheel of cheese? How'd you do that? I'm not even mad, thats amazing!"
 

Mo0o

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"I'm going to punch you in the ovaries. Yep, right in the baby maker"

"I pooped a hammer"
 

whistleclient

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Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
 

whistleclient

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Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

 

flxnimprtmscl

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Originally posted by: tangent1138
Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
[pause]
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp.

Winnar :D
 

cruthick7

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WHat can I say I like the way you're put together. Why don't we go out for some chicken, maybe some sex and see where it goes from there.
 

Deeko

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I can't believe this one hasn't made an appearance yet....

Its so damn hot! Milk was a bad choice!
 

TheStu

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"Where did you get those suits? The toilet store?"
 

NFS4

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How about none? My GF and I started watching it and turned it off about the time that Applegate comes to the studio for the first time. It was horrible
 

Deeko

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Originally posted by: NFS4
How about none? My GF and I started watching it and turned it off about the time that Applegate comes to the studio for the first time. It was horrible

i hate you