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Favorite Airplane movie?

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"Can I get you something?"
"Chi, mo' fo buttuh layin' into the bone, 'sjackin' me up. Tightly."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
"Cut he say can't hang."
"Oh stewardess? I speak Jive."
"Oh, good."
"He said that he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him."
"Alright, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
"Jes' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the med side."
"What it is, big mama, my mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap."
"Cut me some slack, Jack!"
[Volley of Jive talkin']
"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help."
"Say can't hang, say seven up."
"Jive ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow."
 
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Bulk Beef

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Chump don wan no hep, chump don git no hep.

EDIT: jumpr beat me to it - sheeeiiittt
 
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conjur

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Originally posted by: jumpr
"Can I get you something?"
"Chi, mo' fo buttuh layin' into the bone, 'sjackin' me up. Tightly."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
"Cut he say can't hang."
"Oh stewardess? I speak Jive."
"Oh, good."
"He said that he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him."
"Alright, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
"Jes' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the med side."
"What it is, big mama, my mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap."
"Cut me some slack, Jack!"
[Volley of Jive talkin']
"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help."
"Say can't hang, say seven up."
"Jive ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow."
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"Sheeeeeet" (translated as "Golly") :D
 

"This man needs to be gotten to a hospital."
"A hospital! What is it?"
"It's a building with lots of sick people."
 
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conjur

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Jun 7, 2001
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Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it.
Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew?
Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces.
Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces?
Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued.
Prosecutor: Howie came unglued?
Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued.
Prosecutor: And he bailed out?
Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle.
Prosecutor: Then Howie survived?
Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day.

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Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande?
Pilot: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
 
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CT2TXtech

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Originally posted by: jumpr
"Can I get you something?"
"Chi, mo' fo buttuh layin' into the bone, 'sjackin' me up. Tightly."
"I'm sorry, I don't understand."
"Cut he say can't hang."
"Oh stewardess? I speak Jive."
"Oh, good."
"He said that he's in great pain, and he wants to know if you can help him."
"Alright, would you tell him to just relax and I'll be back as soon as I can with some medicine."
"Jes' hang loose, blood. She gonna catch up on the rebound on the med side."
"What it is, big mama, my mama didn't raise no dummies, I dug her rap."
"Cut me some slack, Jack!"
[Volley of Jive talkin']
"Chump don't want no help, chump don't get no help."
"Say can't hang, say seven up."
"Jive ass dude don't got no brains, anyhow."
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Now that was some funny sh!t. My favorite airplane movie was all the Airplane Movies-Air Force one was good too, but those spoofs, classic

 
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Broohaha

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Originally posted by: conjur
Pilot: Striker was the squadron leader. He brought us in real low. But he couldn't handle it. Prosecutor: Buddy couldn't handle it? Was Buddy one of your crew? Pilot: Right. Buddy was the bombardier. But it was Striker who couldn't handle it, and he went to pieces. Prosecutor: Andy went to pieces? Pilot: No. Andy was the navigator. He was all right. Buddy went to pieces. It was awful how he came unglued. Prosecutor: Howie came unglued? Pilot: Oh, no. Howie was a rock, the best tailgunner in the outfit. Buddy came unglued. Prosecutor: And he bailed out? Pilot: No. Andy hung tough. Buddy bailed out. How he survived, it was a miracle. Prosecutor: Then Howie survived? Pilot: No, 'fraid not. We lost Howie the next day. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Prosecutor: Over Macho Grande? Pilot: No. I don't think I'll ever get over Macho Grande.
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LMFAO!! :D
 
Triumph

Triumph

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Oct 9, 1999
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Lawyer: Doctor, can you give us your impression of Ted Striker?
Doctor: I'm sorry, I don't do impressions. My training is in psychiatry.
 
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Jhill

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Ted Striker: Surely you can't be serious?
Dr. Rumack: I am serious and don't call me Shirley.
 
Triumph

Triumph

Lifer
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Striker: I had to ask the guy next to me to pinch me; make sure I wasn't dreaming
<whispers to guy next to him. guy walks away>
 
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