Father Guido Sarducci

[glen]

Does anyone have audio or video of one of his sermons?

 

[TwiceOver]

Damn, I wish I did. Classic.

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[glen]

I can't find any on P2P, so if anyone else can please let us know. I don't think they sell them anymore.

 

[glen]

?

 

[UglyCasanova]

Who is he. ?

 

[glen]

Originally posted by: UglyCasanova
Who is he. ?

Gossip Columnist for the Vatican

 

[glen]

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[glen]

Originally posted by: Father Guido Sarducci

On Masturbation: Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)

 

[Bulk Beef]

Originally posted by: glen

Originally posted by: Father Guido Sarducci

On Masturbation: Life is a job. You get $14.50 a day, but after you die, you have to pay for your sins. Stealing a hub cap is around $100. Masturbation is 35 cents (it doesn't seem like much, but it adds up). If there's money left when you subtract what you owe from what you've earned, you can go to heaven. If not, you have to go back to work. (Sort of like reincarnation -- many nuns are Mafia guys working it off.)

Reading it just isn't the same, is it?

 

[badmouse]

Most Nuns are former Mafiosi.

You gotta get the quote right 🙂 . This is one of my favorite routines, it's on Gilda Live which I worked on. 5 Minute University is on there too, if I'm not mistaken. Classic.