fatassess rejoice: revolution in toilet seat technology

[DesiPower]

doesn't it extend outwards a bit too much without any support? will it really be able to support a big heavy persons rear end?

 

[brainhulk]

they should mod it with a fat detector so every time a fatty is about to sit, it opens up f-14 style

 

[DrunkenSano]

I had never much thought about the crapping process for the morbidly obese...but how the hell do you wipe your ass if you don't even know what crack you're getting yourself into...let alone can you even reach it anymore. Do you just sit in a hot tub afterwards and hope for the best?

Why do you think some of them smell so bad.

 

[bignateyk]

they should mod it with a fat detector so every time a fatty is about to sit, it opens up f-14 style

They could put scales under the tile when you walk into a stall that would weigh whoever walks in without them knowing it. Then adjust the seat based on weight.

 

[sdifox]

They could put scales under the tile when you walk into a stall that would weigh whoever walks in without them knowing it. Then adjust the seat based on weight.

lulz truck scale

 

[Jaepheth]

Unless those arms are made of solid steel they're just going to bend and snap without the bowl supporting them.

 

[Imp]

Ewww... so their ass has to rest on the non-boarded area. That area under the seat is a collection put for piss, shit, and lies.

 

[Schadenfroh]

Behold, the toilet-paper of the 21st century:

 

[sdifox]

Behold, the toilet-paper of the 21st century:

more like

 

[PingSpike]

the only worry is that the seat could turn into a pair of scissors and cut off your ass

Some people pay big money to have a surgeon do that.

 

[Thump553]

http://www.amazon.com/Bottom-Buddy-Grey/dp/B000G39ZIY

Those customer comments are the very epitomy of too much information.

 

[zinfamous]

On the plus side, if they could get it to work automatically when you walk up, guys will never have to lift the seat again until the end of times.

I'm thrilled.

that was my first thought when I saw the pic.

 

[PingSpike]

$19.99 plus shipping and handling...but wait! There's more! Call in the next 30 minutes and you'll receive a toilet mountable pizza warmer so you get right back down to business.

 

[MotF Bane]

We shouldn't be making god damn products that HELP fat people. We shouldn't be trying to make their lives easier.

Good fucking god I don't want to live on this planet anymore.

This.