Fat, Ugly, Bearded lady working at a subway?!?

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Amplifier

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Ordered two subs from the subway, after I ordered I realized the bearded guy making my subs wasn't a guy, it was a chick. WTF. It wasn't a full beard but pretty close (curly muttonchops).

I had already paid for my subs so I didn't want to just leave... maybe I should have.

I figured ok, Amp you're not that superficial, just eat the subs... but I couldn't. My friend lost his appetite and so did I. How gross.

How can this lady wake up every morning and not think to shave her fvcking face. The owner should fire that fat bearded bitch because now I can never eat a subway sub without that ugly ugly picture of 'her' in my head.

-Amp

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Cliff Notes
1) Fat bearded lady works at subway
2) Amp and his friend try to ignore it because they're hungry
3) After coming to grips with just how ugly this lady is we resolve never to eat at subway again.
4) The taste of sweat onion sause brings back a vision of the fat bitch and makes us want to puke.
 
KLin

KLin

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I saw a fat bearded lady at Union Station in LA on Friday. I was waiting for the rest of the freak show to follow, but they never came. :p
 
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axelfox

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Ordered two subs from the subway, after I ordered I realized the bearded guy making my subs wasn't a guy, it was a chick. WTF. It wasn't a full beard but pretty close (curly muttonchops).

I had already paid for my subs so I didn't want to just leave... maybe I should have.

I figured ok, Amp you're not that superficial, just eat the subs... but I couldn't. My friend lost his appetite and so did I. How gross.

How can this lady wake up every morning and not think to shave her fvcking face. The owner should fire that fat bearded bitch because now I can never eat a subway sub without that ugly ugly picture of 'her' in my head.

-Amp

Cliff Notes
1) Fat bearded lady works at subway
2) Amp and his friend try to ignore it because they're hungry
3) After coming to grips with just how ugly this lady is we resolve never to eat at subway again.
4) The taste of sweat onion sause brings back a vision of the fat bitch and makes us want to puke.
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:Q
 
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Insomniak

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One time I went to a subway and the sandwich guy couldn't figure out how to get his little glove on. It took him three tries, then a lady came out of the back and helped him get it turned around the right way and whatnot. I left.
 
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sniperruff

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i was thinking the NYC subway, and was thinking that there are plenty more in the subway to make you puke.
 
Pepsei

Pepsei

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oh, seems like the best sub that they have right now in my opinion is the toasted angus steak sub with the southwestern dressing. what is your favorite?
 
skyking

skyking

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
Ordered two subs from the subway, after I ordered I realized the bearded guy making my subs wasn't a guy, it was a chick. WTF. It wasn't a full beard but pretty close (curly muttonchops).

I had already paid for my subs so I didn't want to just leave... maybe I should have.

I figured ok, Amp you're not that superficial, just eat the subs... but I couldn't. My friend lost his appetite and so did I. How gross.

How can this lady wake up every morning and not think to shave her fvcking face. The owner should fire that fat bearded bitch because now I can never eat a subway sub without that ugly ugly picture of 'her' in my head.

-Amp

Cliff Notes
1) Fat bearded lady works at subway
2) Amp and his friend try to ignore it because they're hungry
3) After coming to grips with just how ugly this lady is we resolve never to eat at subway again.
4) The taste of sweat onion sause brings back a vision of the fat bitch and makes us want to puke.
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Was she otherwise clean? then you ARE that superficial.
 
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Peetoeng

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Originally posted by: Amplifier
...The owner should fire that fat bearded bitch because now I can never eat a subway sub without that ugly ugly picture of 'her' in my head.

-Amp
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Wow. Your perspective makes racially segragated restaurants decades ago seems reasonable.

 
StageLeft

StageLeft

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That's the problem with subway. In mcdonalds if somebody hideous is making your food you can't see it, but at subway you see exactly the hell-creature making it.
 
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feelingshorter

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Originally posted by: Insomniak
One time I went to a subway and the sandwich guy couldn't figure out how to get his little glove on. It took him three tries, then a lady came out of the back and helped him get it turned around the right way and whatnot. I left.
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lmao
 
Platypus

Platypus

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Kalvin00 tell your manager that ever since they announced they're not doing the club card anymore there is no reason to go to Subway.
 
CrackRabbit

CrackRabbit

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Same thing happened to me back home, except the situation was amplified by the woman having her shoeless hillbilly husband in the resturant with his feet propped up on a table reading a magazine...
 
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Amplifier

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Pictures added.

These are the pictures I was able to take. My friend wanted to get you guys a frontal head shot so he went back to get them. Turns out, the manager saw me take the first pictures. When my friend went in for seconds the manager got pissed and made him leave.
 
ThePresence

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THATS A FEMALE??????????????????????????????????
:shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked::shocked:
 
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