Being skinny fat sucks. Nobody knows you have amazing wash-board abs underneath that moo-moo or XXXL 1998 World Series T-shirt. You look like a pig ate a moose when standing, but when you sit down, people mistake you for Brad Pitt.
You drink a regular soda and someone sees you and says "why the hell are you drinking that, you fat piece of shit?". They find out you arent exercising "wtf you are going to have a heart attack at 30.". The fatty fats bring in donuts and all sorts of shit food and you eat it all when they arent looking. "Hey, who ate all the donuts? I bet it was the fat ass that nobody talks to"
FML
You drink a regular soda and someone sees you and says "why the hell are you drinking that, you fat piece of shit?". They find out you arent exercising "wtf you are going to have a heart attack at 30.". The fatty fats bring in donuts and all sorts of shit food and you eat it all when they arent looking. "Hey, who ate all the donuts? I bet it was the fat ass that nobody talks to"
FML
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