Fat Shoplifting Women on the Rampage

Amused

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Fat shoplifters on the rampage
From correspondents in Johannesburg
July 29, 2004

A GANG of oversized women shoplifters has been terrorising shopkeepers and supermarkets in the South African port city of Durban over the past two months, police said.

The gang targeted stores in the city's crime-prone business district and diverted security staff with "commotion" while others packed their bags with goodies, Inspector Michael Read told AFP from Durban.

"Size is a factor in that they use it to intimidate the staff," he said, adding that the women operated in gangs of between four and 10.

"The modus operandi is that some of them pick up a mock fight or cause commotion while the others fill oversized bags with clothes. They usually target clothes shops and cosmetic outlets and then sell them to streetside vendors at cheap prices."

Read said "several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large."

Security staff of shops in the area had been tipped by police to watch out for large women shopping in groups, he said.

The phenomenon started five years ago in Durban but came to a stop with the arrest of an all-women's gang, known as the A-team, according to provincial police director Bala Naidoo.

http://www.news.com.au/common/story_page/0,4057,10279237%255E13762,00.html
 

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The phenomenon started five years ago in Durban but came to a stop with the arrest of an all-women's gang, known as the A-team, according to provincial police director Bala Naidoo.

B. A. Fatasscus
 

Eli

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Originally posted by: Amused
Security staff of shops in the area had been tipped by police to watch out for large women shopping in groups, he said.
lol.. classic.
 

NFS4

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Originally posted by: Eli
Originally posted by: Amused
Security staff of shops in the area had been tipped by police to watch out for large women shopping in groups, he said.
lol.. classic.

**In other news, Al Bundy flees South Africa at a top speed of 20MPH in his Dodge**
 

Amused

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Read said "several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large."

You know, so much of this is pure gold. :D

I wonder if he laughed when he said that?
 

slpaulson

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Originally posted by: Amused
"several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large."

Insert lame comment about the large ladies being... at large.

Edit: Doh, I was beaten to it.
 

badmouse

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Originally posted by: Amused
Read said "several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large."

You know, so much of this is pure gold. :D

I wonder if he laughed when he said that?
I've been on ATOT too long - my first thought when I read the original post was, how long will it take for someone to highligh this :)
 

Arkitech

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This sounds like a MadTV sketch gone wrong.

How hard can it be to catch a 400 pound woman
 

CChaos

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The leader of the chunky shoplifters was often heard chuckling "I love it when a plan comes together" as the ladies made thier getaways.
 

imported_Phil

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Originally posted by: Arkitech
This sounds like a MadTV sketch gone wrong.

How hard can it be to catch a 400 pound woman

When it's moving at it's maximum velocity, brandishing a bagel, I would imagine that it would be quite difficult :)
 

PingSpike

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I've said it before, and I'll say it again...you can't trust fat people any further than you can throw them.
 

maziwanka

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Originally posted by: Amused
Read said "several arrests have been made but some of these women are still at large."

You know, so much of this is pure gold. :D

I wonder if he laughed when he said that?

hahahahaha. i was about to quote the same thing
 

K1052

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Sounds like time to issue cattle prods and give the store security guys lasso lessons.
 

XZeroII

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lol, this EXACT thing was happening here like 7 years ago when my friend worked at the local Pick n Save. Fat, Black women would enter the store, fill up carts full of food, diapers and whatnot, then just walk out of the front door. I guess that it is actually illegal for an employee to stop them. Only a manager can stop them or the store could get sued.
 

Lazy8s

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why don't they just build a mound of twinkies in the middle of the town and when the fat women come to get them they spring an arrest. Worst comes to worst they can bring some elephant tranquelizers with them.