Fat people..

[dirtylimey]

I have nothing against fat people per se, but there is some kind of deep seated anger I feel towards fat people with high pitched voices. Am I alone in this?

I just passed one in the corridor, squealing at his companion like some god awful human/pig mutation and was starting to think about novel ways of putting these things to use, such as burning them in a furnace perhaps to provide heat for my home (bedroom gets a litttle chilly) or maybe just eating them?

Shouldnt the extra fat hanging off of their vocal chords make them speak deeper anyway?

Cliffs:

-Fat people that talk high pitched
-I dont like them. Lets burn/eat them?

 

[Toastedlightly]

HIGH PITCH ERIC!

Edit: Hey! I'm a fat guy and my voice is on the higher end of the spectrum (not girly, just a higher tenor). But HPE FTW!

 

[Lola]

shut up. :|

 

[KeithTalent]

Originally posted by: dirtylimey
I have nothing against fat people per se, but there is some kind of deep seated anger I feel towards fat people with high pitched voices. Am I alone in this?

I just passed one in the corridor, squealing at his companion like some god awful human/pig mutation and was starting to think about novel ways of putting these things to use, such as burning them in a furnace perhaps to provide heat for my home (bedroom gets a litttle chilly) or maybe just eating them?

Shouldnt the extra fat hanging off of their vocal chords make them speak deeper anyway?

Cliffs:

-Fat people that talk high pitched
-I dont like them. Lets burn/eat them?

QFB

 

[jhayx7]

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[Unheard]

Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking, <squeak>JUST A MOMENT!</squeak>

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
shut up. :|

Do you know alot of fat people with high pitched voices Lola?

 

[MX2]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
shut up. :|

 

[Platypus]

Is the air thin up there on that pedestal of yours?

<---(not fat, deep voice)

 

[dbk]

I just find British black guys with high pitch voice interesting because it's hard to find blacks like that in the States. Does anyone know why that is so?

 

[50cent1228]

lol

 

[Lola]

Originally posted by: illusion88

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
shut up. :|

Do you know alot of fat people with high pitched voices Lola?

i know that it is upsetting to me to read something like this, joking or not.
Look at what the OP posted... that is hurtful. I know that people can make fun of those that are over weight or even under weight and that is not right.

 

[Scarpozzi]

Voice has nothing to do with your weight. I know Adam Sandler's "Fatty McGee" skit portrayed a fat guy wheezing so loud that they thought he was a fire alarm. This skit was not funny, but poor in tastes....just like your post.

 

[illusion88]

I love it when people voice an unpopular opinion and everyone starts screaming BAN!
Why don't you write a counter argument, call him a bigot, question his sexual orientation and then hit reply?

 

[dirtylimey]

I was thinking mostly fat guys with high pitched voices. I dont expect fat women to sound all gruff and bear like, but I guess that happens too.

Im sure someone wants to burn me and eat me too for some reason. Maybe for posting about wanting to burn and eat fat people with high pitched voices?

 

[BurnItDwn]

I am fat, but I don't have a high pitched voice. That said, if I ever meet the OP in real life, I am going to intentionally talk with the highest voice that I can manage.

 

[pontifex]

Originally posted by: LolaWiz
shut up. :|

yes, please! i'm tired of seeing all these stupid fat people threads. why are you guys so obsessed with fat people? just drop it already.

 

[jhayx7]

Originally posted by: illusion88
I love it when people voice an unpopular opinion and everyone starts screaming BAN!
Why don't you write a counter argument, call him a bigot, question his sexual orientation and then hit reply?

Are you gay?

 

[GalvanizedYankee]

Great post OP.

When guys get fat I think it scrunches thier testies and they get high pitched because of it.

<---- 6', 230# with a full beard and deep voice.

 

[Sqube]

I'm gonna have to also jump on the "shut the fuck up" bandwagon. Not fat, deep-voiced, but still... that statement strikes me as absurd and kinda assholeish.

dbk, you're just not looking in the right places. I know some black guys with deep voices (like me!), I know some with high-pitched voices. They're out there. I imagine it goes along with our extra leg muscles and bigger... shoe sizes; that's why you're having a hard time with it.

 

[Kirby]

It doesn't piss me off, but rather it's slightly humorous. An inner chuckle at the most.

 

[SlowSpyder]

HIGH PITCH ERIC!

I have a pr0n with him in it.

 

[pnad]

I thought fat people with high voices made good comedians?

 

[us3rnotfound]

Originally posted by: BurnItDwn
I am fat, but I don't have a high pitched voice. That said, if I ever meet the OP in real life, I am going to intentionally talk with the highest voice that I can manage.

But your handle is so appropriate for this thread :laugh:

 

[illusion88]

Originally posted by: jhayx7

Originally posted by: illusion88
I love it when people voice an unpopular opinion and everyone starts screaming BAN!
Why don't you write a counter argument, call him a bigot, question his sexual orientation and then hit reply?

Are you gay?

mearly a comment about flame wars; it only takes a few posts before someone calls the OP gay.