Fat people still not getting the recognition they deserve.

[Savij]

You're fat because you don't put down the spoon/glass/straw. Don't blame the coke, blame your fat face that won't stop devouring everything around it.

That is all.


Is there a reason you needed to post two of these threads or do you just like the attention?

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[BabaBooey]

1/10

 

[krunchykrome]

0/10

 

[Turin39789]

-1/10

 

[vi edit]

This thread is the Diet Rite of parodies.

 

[Capt Caveman]

Weak 0/10

 

[FoBoT]

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[Savij]

I could have put more vitriol in it, but I would have been repeating myself from a few weeks ago:

Can we make the whipping boys for obesity the people who won't put the spoon down? I'm tired of fat people and commies telling me I eat like shit and I'm going to die of a heart attack. Yeah, I eat like shit, fatty. Then I go to the gym and exercise. I like my double-fried, fudge dipped ice cream and lard meal, and don't want to be told by someone with self control issues what I can and can't eat. I like eating my triple Big Mac with super extra biggie bacon fries.

You can't handle your diet and won?t admit that you've got a problem even when you're 400 lbs and haven?t seen your own dick in nearly a decade? Oh well, boohoo. It's not my problem. Keep your bitching and moaning to yourself. You aren't fat because McDonalds makes you eat their food at gun point. You aren't fat because of "thyroid problems". You're fat because of your "spoon in face" problem and your "sit on ass all day" problem. If you keep your mouth shut it will help us both out. You'll lose weight and I won't have to hear your labored breathing as you struggle to stand under your own weight.

Please, for the love of god, keep your fat face out of my business and stop trying to force your inability to stop eating into my diet choices. I don't care how many calories Burger King can pack into each bite. It tastes good and I'm healthy so I will to continue to eat it. If you shouldn't eat it, then don?t. If you can't stop eating and can't shut up, then please, just kill yourself. The gene pool doesn't need you.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

http://www.pics.bbzzdd.com/bet...s/Crazyfool/sucks5.jpg

...and I hate cats too.

 

[HammerCurl]

So are fat people worse or the people who try to tell you what to eat?

 

[moshquerade]

you're an antifatite

 

[So]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl
So are fat people worse or the people who try to tell you what to eat?

I don't think I know any fat people trying to ban soda.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl
So are fat people worse or the people who try to tell you what to eat?

The fat people who try to tell me what to eat.

 

[theprodigalrebel]

Weaksauce.

Hmmm....sauce....
/drool

 

[FoBoT]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

They control the media. They twist science research to their own ends. The entire obesity epidemic never happened! WE MUST WIPE THE FATISTS OFF THE MAP!!!

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

 

[purbeast0]

It's not the dress that makes you look fat, it's the fat that makes you look fat.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

I'd be willing to bet that illegal immigrants leech up more money in health care costs than fat people.

 

[AgaBoogaBoo]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

I'd be willing to bet that illegal immigrants leech up more money in health care costs than fat people.

I would assume that it's the other way around... remember, they spend all their cash income on goods with sales tax, never claim welfare, etc.

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

I'd be willing to bet that illegal immigrants leech up more money in health care costs than fat people.

I would assume that it's the other way around... remember, they spend all their cash income on goods with sales tax, never claim welfare, etc.

:laugh: They send a lot of it back to Mexico, not pour it back into the local economy. I grew up in little-mexico. Not claiming welfare is a bunch of garbage, too. They claim it -and get it! What they don't claim is retirement. Social Security isn't going to be paid out to them, and they do pay a lot into it, but even if you include the money paid into SS and left there, it still leaves us with something like a 9-billion deficit from providing health care to millions and millions who will never pay it back if I correctly remember the articles posted on these forums last year.

 

[Savij]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

I'd be willing to bet that illegal immigrants leech up more money in health care costs than fat people.

I would assume that it's the other way around... remember, they spend all their cash income on goods with sales tax, never claim welfare, etc.

:laugh: They send a lot of it back to Mexico, not pour it back into the local economy. I grew up in little-mexico. Not claiming welfare is a bunch of garbage, too. They claim it -and get it! What they don't claim is retirement. Social Security isn't going to be paid out to them, and they do pay a lot into it, but even if you include the money paid into SS and left there, it still leaves us with something like a 9-billion deficit from providing health care to millions and millions who will never pay it back if I correctly remember the articles posted on these forums last year.

We're not discussing immigration or politics here. Lets stick to talking about fatties and how much they suck (weigh).

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

I'd be willing to bet that illegal immigrants leech up more money in health care costs than fat people.

I would assume that it's the other way around... remember, they spend all their cash income on goods with sales tax, never claim welfare, etc.

:laugh: They send a lot of it back to Mexico, not pour it back into the local economy. I grew up in little-mexico. Not claiming welfare is a bunch of garbage, too. They claim it -and get it! What they don't claim is retirement. Social Security isn't going to be paid out to them, and they do pay a lot into it, but even if you include the money paid into SS and left there, it still leaves us with something like a 9-billion deficit from providing health care to millions and millions who will never pay it back if I correctly remember the articles posted on these forums last year.

I'm not sure the point anyone is trying to make but what if we sent the fat people to Mexico? Problem solved? Just maybe...

 

[Nik]

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: AgaBoogaBoo

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

Originally posted by: FoBoT

Originally posted by: moshquerade
you're an antifatite

yes, and it is in the Constitution that antifatites don't get free health care

Obesity reams the economy a few billion dollars a year in healthcare costs. (This is from the CDC website, I'm too lazy to look but I did a paper a while back)

I'd be willing to bet that illegal immigrants leech up more money in health care costs than fat people.

I would assume that it's the other way around... remember, they spend all their cash income on goods with sales tax, never claim welfare, etc.

:laugh: They send a lot of it back to Mexico, not pour it back into the local economy. I grew up in little-mexico. Not claiming welfare is a bunch of garbage, too. They claim it -and get it! What they don't claim is retirement. Social Security isn't going to be paid out to them, and they do pay a lot into it, but even if you include the money paid into SS and left there, it still leaves us with something like a 9-billion deficit from providing health care to millions and millions who will never pay it back if I correctly remember the articles posted on these forums last year.

I'm not sure the point anyone is trying to make but what if we sent the fat people to Mexico? Problem solved? Just maybe...

If illegal immigrants are all rounded up and sent with them, I'm game.

 

[HammerCurl]

Originally posted by: GuideBot

Originally posted by: HammerCurl

I'm not sure the point anyone is trying to make but what if we sent the fat people to Mexico? Problem solved? Just maybe...

If illegal immigrants are all rounded up and sent with them, I'm game.

The illegals could jump the fence all over again. The fat people would have a hard time coming back :sun: