Fat, naked woman stomps Volvo wagon in Noe Valley

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  1. NFS4

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    Definitely NSFW image if you dare at the bottom of this link of her in mid-stomp:

    http://sfist.com/2012/02/24/large_naked_woman_stomps_on_car_in.php

     
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  2. waggy

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    x2.

    The look on the driver's face in the photo is priceless.
     
  4. Bignate603

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    Oh wow, I hadn't realized that they got a picture of her actually stomping the car. :eek:
     
  5. Modular

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    What has been seen....ugh!
     
  6. Pardus

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    Does she know the fat naked man in the walmart who stole socks ?
     
  7. Dedpuhl

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    Hulk smash!
     
  8. BladeVenom

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    Kill it with fire.
     
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    *, that photo is barf-worthy.
    You should have put a [NSFW] tag on your post.
     
  12. Gothgar

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    she walked over 50 feet to his car? Why not drive off when it was evident that she was heading his way.
     
  13. hclarkjr

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    judging by the picture of her he was more than likely blinded
     
  14. Udgnim

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    that picture is gold
     
  15. MarkXIX

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    Who in the * would ever think that a fat, naken woman in sneakers would walk up the hood of your car and stomp the shit out of the windshield? Then, who in the hell would drive backwards down the street to escape with police officers right there?
     
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    Yeah, because obviously the police officers had the situation well in control. :rolleyes:
     
  17. MarkXIX

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    You've obviously never tried to round up a 250 lb. crazy person who is naked with an audience standing by with video cameras at the ready. One misstep and this turns into an ATOT post about police brutality of a fat, naked, helpless woman.

    Let's say driver does realize what's going on and starts to back up down the street and then causes an accident, now he's liable and you dumb fucks would be sitting here talking about what a dumb ass he was and how he just should have stayed there and let the fat bitch stomp his car for the "lulz".

    It's a "no win" situation with the ATOT prognosticators. Your otherworldliness precedes you! Go forth and solve the world's problems with your innate knowledge and experience oh great one!
     
  18. 911paramedic

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    And that, my friends, is why I miss my days as a paramedic in San Francisco. Just when you think you are having a boring day, "bam" goes the windshield.
     
  19. Nebor

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    I feel that your ATOT rage is misdirected at me. Furthermore, if you dislike everyone here so much, there's the door. ->
     
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    WTF, I put a big NSFW in the first friggin' sentence. How blind can you be?
     
  22. Joseph F

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    I meant in the thread title.
     
  23. NFS4

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    As if "Fat, Naked" woman in the title wasn't enough? And then the NSFW in the first sentence wasn't enough? And the linked story even had NSFW at the top.

    Three strikes, YOU'RE OUT!
     
  24. amdhunter

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    Why don't naked women attack my car. :(
     
  25. MovingTarget

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    Imagine the driver's view of that situation...

    D: