Fat Kid Successfully Avoids Ridicule By Swimming With Shirt On

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Today Now! brings you the inspiring story of Brian Peete, a fat boy who hid his obesity from other children at the pool by keeping his shirt on.

 

[Agentbolt]

The Onion videos are surprisingly good. Is anyone else really, really surprised they haven't run out of ideas after 10 years?

 

[BillGates]

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
The Onion videos are surprisingly good. Is anyone else really, really surprised they haven't run out of ideas after 10 years?

19 years

 

[Beev]

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
The Onion videos are surprisingly good. Is anyone else really, really surprised they haven't run out of ideas after 10 years?

19 years

...They were around in 1988?

Learn something new everyday.

 

[BlackTigers]

"It made them completely unaware of your oversized stomach and a pair of floppy breasts"

ahahahah

 

[loup garou]

:laugh:

 

[Dualist]

Not sure if that helps him to conseal much of his body weight, but good attempt. :laugh:

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
The Onion videos are surprisingly good. Is anyone else really, really surprised they haven't run out of ideas after 10 years?

19 years

250 years, founded by Herman Ulysses Zweibel in the 18th century.

 

[michaelsslave]

lol

 

[loup garou]

Originally posted by: Dualist
Not sure if that helps him to conseal much of his body weight, but good attempt. :laugh:

Gee, ya think?

 

[Alistar7]

Amazing, that t-shirt made him look so trim in the pool...

 

[Queasy]

And that fat kid grew up to be Jerry O'Connell.

 

[Cobalt]

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
The Onion videos are surprisingly good. Is anyone else really, really surprised they haven't run out of ideas after 10 years?

19 years

250 years, founded by Herman Ulysses Zweibel in the 18th century.

Wrong, Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel founded in 1756, Herman U. took over in 1850... This is important history here, please don't screw it up.

 

[CPA]

my 14 year old son is a big kid (6' 190lbs) with a lot of "baby fat". He will try to wear a t-shirt in a pool, but I won't let him. My philosophy is if you don't like what you look like then fix it, don't hide it. Yep, I'm an ass for a dad.

 

[mobobuff]

Originally posted by: cobalt

Originally posted by: mobobuff

Originally posted by: BillGates

Originally posted by: Agentbolt
The Onion videos are surprisingly good. Is anyone else really, really surprised they haven't run out of ideas after 10 years?

19 years

250 years, founded by Herman Ulysses Zweibel in the 18th century.

Wrong, Friedrich Siegfried Zweibel founded in 1756, Herman U. took over in 1850... This is important history here, please don't screw it up.

I am the fail.

 

[Allanv]

Originally posted by: CPA
my 14 year old son is a big kid (6' 190lbs) with a lot of "baby fat". He will try to wear a t-shirt in a pool, but I won't let him. My philosophy is if you don't like what you look like then fix it, don't hide it. Yep, I'm an ass for a dad.

I like your way of thinking god man and a great dad

 

[Steve]

I'm sorry sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.

 

[rivan]

Watch the Ninja Parade one - also excellent.

 

[Mr Incognito]

I'm blesses to live in a place where the Onion is printed and week after week their satire is smart and funny. Too bad it's only printed once a week.

 

[Rudee]

Like women who try to hide their large bottom by tying a sweater around their waist. They're only fooling themselves.

 

[TehMac]

Wow. Depressing.

 

[IAteYourMother]

Originally posted by: CPA
my 14 year old son is a big kid (6' 190lbs) with a lot of "baby fat". He will try to wear a t-shirt in a pool, but I won't let him. My philosophy is if you don't like what you look like then fix it, don't hide it. Yep, I'm an ass for a dad.

wow, your son is huge for a 14 year old

 

[Epic22]

haha I love the last part