Fat is as fat does!

[TurtleCrusher]

Fat is as fat does

Lol. Just lol.

 

[Soundmanred]

HEY MY NAME IS SARAH SO IM NOT GOING TO SAY I LIKE TAKING WALKS AND STUFF BEACUSE I DON'T NOT VERY MUCH CAUSE SOME GUY WILL SAY TAKE MORE FOR THE THEM I DON'T CARE IF IM FAT MY HEALTH IS FINE WITH ME SO IF THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE THAT LIKES A FAT CHICK WHO LIKES TO WATCH TV,READ GO TO THE MOVIES HANG WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND MY MOM THEN EMAIL ME LOVE TO HERE FROM YA EVEN IF JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY FRIENDS. bbw

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My name is Sarah, I'm not going to say that I like to exercise because I don't, so don't say that I should exercise more to lose weight. I am OK with being fat, and I want someone who is OK with me sitting on my ass watching TV and paying to go to the movies and buy me popcorn, drinks and candy.
I am looking for someone who will hang out with my fat friends and my fat mom.
Email me even if you just want to be friends because I'm sure you'll look past the fat and see my inner beauty eventually.
big beastly wench

 

[TurtleCrusher]

"NOT VERY MUCH CAUSE SOME GUY WILL SAY TAKE MORE FOR THE THEM I DON'T CARE IF IM FAT"

What the fuck is she trying to say here?

 

[Fayd]

fat and loud is not a good combination.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

HEY MY NAME IS SARAH SO IM NOT GOING TO SAY I LIKE TAKING WALKS AND STUFF BEACUSE I DON'T NOT VERY MUCH CAUSE SOME GUY WILL SAY TAKE MORE FOR THE THEM I DON'T CARE IF IM FAT MY HEALTH IS FINE WITH ME SO IF THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE THAT LIKES A FAT CHICK WHO LIKES TO WATCH TV,READ GO TO THE MOVIES HANG WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND MY MOM THEN EMAIL ME LOVE TO HERE FROM YA EVEN IF JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY FRIENDS. bbw

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My name is Sarah, I'm not going to say that I like to exercise because I don't, so don't say that I should exercise more to lose weight. I am OK with being fat, and I want someone who is OK with me sitting on my ass watching TV and paying to go to the movies and buy me popcorn, drinks and candy.
I am looking for someone who will hang out with my fat friends and my fat mom.
Email me even if you just want to be friends because I'm sure you'll look past the fat and see my inner beauty eventually.
big beastly wench

I see you frequent CL often.

Bravo. :thumbsup:

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Relevant

 

[Colt45]

Fat and stupid. That's the whole package, right there.

 

[TurtleCrusher]

ATOT effect? Nominate it for best of craiglist.

 

[edro]

She seems pretty hip and cool with that ankle tattoo.
I think I could use another friend in Portland.

 

[PingSpike]

Originally posted by: Fayd
fat and loud is not a good combination.

IMMA LARGE AND INCHARGE SIR

 

[Insomniator]

Not a terrible ad.. tell it how it is. I bet she'll get a lot of responses from fellow fat people, or black guys.

 

[compman25]

Did she just eat the rest of that pack of M&M's? No wonder she's so huge.

 

[BassBomb]

Originally posted by: PingSpike

Originally posted by: Fayd
fat and loud is not a good combination.

IMMA LARGE AND INCHARGE SIR

Is it just me, or are slightly larger women usually more extroverted and LOUDER than other women? Is it to try and counteract the fact that they are fat and less appealing? also m

 

[rudder]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

HEY MY NAME IS SARAH SO IM NOT GOING TO SAY I LIKE TAKING WALKS AND STUFF BEACUSE I DON'T NOT VERY MUCH CAUSE SOME GUY WILL SAY TAKE MORE FOR THE THEM I DON'T CARE IF IM FAT MY HEALTH IS FINE WITH ME SO IF THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE THAT LIKES A FAT CHICK WHO LIKES TO WATCH TV,READ GO TO THE MOVIES HANG WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND MY MOM THEN EMAIL ME LOVE TO HERE FROM YA EVEN IF JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY FRIENDS. bbw

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My name is Sarah, I'm not going to say that I like to exercise because I don't, so don't say that I should exercise more to lose weight. I am OK with being fat, and I want someone who is OK with me sitting on my ass watching TV and paying to go to the movies and buy me popcorn, drinks and candy.
I am looking for someone who will hang out with my fat friends and my fat mom.
Email me even if you just want to be friends because I'm sure you'll look past the fat and see my inner beauty eventually.
big beastly wench

:camera:'s of fat mom?

 

[Atomic Playboy]

Sweet, she's in Portland! Where's my phone? Or maybe I can just dangle a pound of bacon out the window and whistle...

 

[ElFenix]

stop yelling at me!

 

[Sumguy]

Originally posted by: Scholzpdx
Fat is as fat does

Lol. Just lol.

I'm guessing that little "bbw" at the end stands for "bring barbeque wings"?

Cause it most definitely doesn't stand for big, beautiful women...

 

[CPA]

Originally posted by: Soundmanred

HEY MY NAME IS SARAH SO IM NOT GOING TO SAY I LIKE TAKING WALKS AND STUFF BEACUSE I DON'T NOT VERY MUCH CAUSE SOME GUY WILL SAY TAKE MORE FOR THE THEM I DON'T CARE IF IM FAT MY HEALTH IS FINE WITH ME SO IF THERE IS A GUY OUT THERE THAT LIKES A FAT CHICK WHO LIKES TO WATCH TV,READ GO TO THE MOVIES HANG WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND MY MOM THEN EMAIL ME LOVE TO HERE FROM YA EVEN IF JUST WANT TO BE FRIENDS CAN NEVER HAVE TO MANY FRIENDS. bbw

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My name is Sarah, I'm not going to say that I like to exercise because I don't, so don't say that I should exercise more to lose weight. I am OK with being fat, and I want someone who is OK with me sitting on my ass watching TV and paying to go to the movies and buy me popcorn, drinks and candy.
I am looking for someone who will hang out with my fat friends and my fat mom.
Email me even if you just want to be friends because I'm sure you'll look past the fat and see my inner beauty eventually.
big beastly wench

My name is Sarah, I have given up on life. Call Me! kthxby

 

[TurtleCrusher]

Originally posted by: Insomniator
Not a terrible ad.. tell it how it is. I bet she'll get a lot of responses from fellow fat people, or black guys.

Sad, but very true..

 

[arcenite]

There has got to be better ones out there (ads worth voting for)

 

[GodlessAstronomer]

Speaking of fat people...